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Song Parodies -> "Andurill"

Original Song Title:

"Grillz"

Original Performer:

Nelly w/ Gipp, Paul Wall, and Ali

Parody Song Title:

"Andurill"

Parody Written by:

Jordan Keyes

The Lyrics

Make me Anduril

Call up Rivendell and tell em make Anduril

Elrond better forge it good cuz you know he's real old

Fro-do-so def

I be guarding these hobbits so the ring they can drop
In the fires of mordor cuz you know they so hot
Frodo's barely escaping, but you know he got hops
Then we meet up at Bree Go on to Weathertop
Then them haters in black clothes
Catch'n up the road
Nazgul see the fire
Cuz they cook tomatoes
They find Frodo so wimpy
Samwise Gamgee
Then there's Merry
And Pippin T
Frodo won't give up'n
The Nazgul he cut'm
Now they all running way
Cus with the torches I club'm
Now they run away screamin (screamin')
It'll be a few scenes before see them (see them)
Now we met up with Arwen, daughter of the elf king
Her dad sings for Aerosmith and Walk this way's what they sing
Naralim Aspheloth over rivers, tough woods
Finally at Rivendell, you know that bastion of good
I say
Hey Arwen's daddy
He says what you lookin at
The shards of Narsil
You lookin at what
Na-Narsil-Na Na Narsil
Call up Rivendell reforge the shards of Narsil
I says Hey arwen's daddy
He says what you hintin at
Make me Anduril
You want me to make what
An duril An-An-Duril
Elrond better make it good cuz he's getting real old

Got a new crew baby
Legolas Gimli and Gandalf
Get a boy from my hood Boromir and then we're off
They all got blades but everybody know that mine the best
Ain't nothing can beat Anduril Pimp flame of the west
lookin real cool with the sun shines on the hilt
Look like Meln brave heart 'cept I never wear a kilt
Man I'm slashin so fast just about to make ya ill
Pwning orcs cave trolls check my total got a hundred kills
Frodo's always in danger, my sword and I never rest
But at least he's protected by the mithril on his chest
Leoglas is hot yeah, his long hair it's fascinatin'
But it's my sword that's got these body halves sepaatin'
Gimli got skills but he's carryin some extra baggage
It's like pullin teeth just to get this boy to eat a salad
I been kicking tail without my sword but with it I'm just better still
Me and Anduril cause double trouble just like hayley mills

Chorus

Gandalf fought a Balrog fell through fire lookin dead
Just before he fell FLY FOOLS is what he said
Runnin away Lorien's where we stop
Go to Amon Hen Where Lurtz Get's dropped
Skip to two killin wargs after they kill Hama
Eowyn's almost hot as DJ Tanner
Wormtounge's from saruman'n Gandalf came back and he caught him
And he made the king feel better he was lookin pretty rotten
Gandalf's now a racist cuz he calls himself "The White"
Getting to Helm's deep cuz I'm itchin for a fight
Rainin down arrows till the Uruks come with ladders'n
Then my anduril can start to get to workin
Next movie skip three hours Minas Tirith my man
The king has returned I got fortune fame
Now I got my name on a cream I'm makin dough
Cuz I'm lookin like I'm thirty when I'm eighty years Old

Chorus

Sing to me
SO if you'll just call today
$30 dollars all you'll pay
You'll look fitty years younger and It all started when I say hey

Chorus

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