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Song Parodies -> "Hideous Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Promicious Girl"

Original Performer:

Nelly Furtato ft. TImberland

Parody Song Title:

"Hideous Girl"

Parody Written by:

Cody Koykko

The Lyrics

G: Throwing up?
B: Yup
G: Thought So

B: How do you do it, ugly lady
Your face driving everyone crazy.
Don't have the stomach to look above your throat
Wanted to put a bag on your head first time we spoke.

G: I'm looking for a guy to treat me right,
But I can't stand you if your heads in the light.

B: Your defintely not my type
You definetly weren't made right.

G: You expect me to look at your face
But I think I'd die even if I did.

B: Don't even ask me to try
I don't want to take the chance.
Not surprised to see no ring on your hand.
I'll be the first to admit
I'm not curious about you
Your face looks like shit.

G: Want you to get outta my world this minute,
Think Imma run away to the finish.

B: Very-hideous girl, where ever you are
Your all alone, and that is what I want

G: Disfigured boy,
You already know, that your face blows
What you living for.

B: Spare me girl,
Your diseasing me
I know what you got,
and its not for anybody.

G: Deliorous boy,
I need a joint,
cause you killing my soul
Never ready

G: Listen, I said
You smell like poo,
you look dead
I won't have you you.

B: Hey! i need'a keep my eyes off you.
Where you at, I'm sending SWAT and plastic surgeons too.

G: You're living off chocolate swirls, you as fat as a planet.
You should look in the mirror if you can handle it.

B: They call you Hugh J.
Last name Fucker.
Recongize me
Imma bring you down.

G: I'm a big girl, I can handle myself.
But your face really doesn't help.
Pay attention to me, you're not good for my health

B: I want you off my team.

G: Bitch this is my house.

B: Maybe you should keep your head down low,
Keep a look out, I think secruity's gotta know
Wanna kick ya and tell you where to go.

G: Why would the clinic let you out for?!

B: Bootyless girl,
You need'a go far.
Lock yourself in a home
Cause your face haunts.

G: Ridicolous boy,
You already know
I'm stronger than most hoes.
I'll slap ya to the floor.

B: Massive girl,
Your trunks bigger than trees'
You got nothing to flaunt
And your boobs sagg to your knees.

G: Fat-headed boy,
Don't push the point.
You're not on a roll,
And your fat is heavy.

B: Don't get mad, get lean
Breath smells bad, don't go near me.

G: Don't get mad, you making me green.
Your just sad, cause your face can't be seen.

B: Wait! Don't do any more harm
Just leave everything on.

G: I don't wanna see you with nothing on,
your bigger than buddah, and not nearly as long.

B: Not as long?

G: You know what I mean.

B: Your a freak, don't say those things.

G: I'm only trying to get inside of your brain
I bet you never goina get laid.

B: It's okay, it's alright
You gonna die little dyke.

G: Hey is that the truth, you look worse than trash
Your such and S.O.B. without any cash.

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