-> "Like a Turd"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Bird"
Original Performer:
Nelly Furtato
Parody Song Title:
"Like a Turd"
Parody Written by:
the yellow pages
The Lyrics
You're really squishy that's for sure
Your smell will never fade
You're brownish but it's not for sure
You'll look the same today
Though I do not care
That you're on my shoe
Chorus:
You're like a turd
You're going down the drain
You don't know where you're going
The suage just keeps flowing
(And baby I don't wanna know where you've been)
You're like a turd
You're going down the drain
You don't know where you're going
The suage just keeps flowing
You smell so bad you bring me to tears
Even after a few years
It pains me so much to think
That you'll stain my flip flops again
Though I do not care
That you're on my shoe
(Chorus)
It's not like I wanna say hello
It's just that you smell and look so god damned rancid
And each and every day I know
I'm going to have to eventually step in you again
Though I do not care
That you're on my shoe
Hey I'm just scared
To step in you again
(Chorus 3x)
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