Song Parodies -> Like a Turd
| Original Song Title: | "Like a Bird" |
| Original Performer: | Nelly Furtato |
| Parody Song Title: | "Like a Turd" |
| Parody Written by: | the yellow pages |
You're really squishy that's for sure
Your smell will never fade
You're brownish but it's not for sure
You'll look the same today
Though I do not care
That you're on my shoe
Chorus:
You're like a turd
You're going down the drain
You don't know where you're going
The suage just keeps flowing
(And baby I don't wanna know where you've been)
You're like a turd
You're going down the drain
You don't know where you're going
The suage just keeps flowing
You smell so bad you bring me to tears
Even after a few years
It pains me so much to think
That you'll stain my flip flops again
Though I do not care
That you're on my shoe
(Chorus)
It's not like I wanna say hello
It's just that you smell and look so god damned rancid
And each and every day I know
I'm going to have to eventually step in you again
Though I do not care
That you're on my shoe
Hey I'm just scared
To step in you again
(Chorus 3x)
Your smell will never fade
You're brownish but it's not for sure
You'll look the same today
Though I do not care
That you're on my shoe
Chorus:
You're like a turd
You're going down the drain
You don't know where you're going
The suage just keeps flowing
(And baby I don't wanna know where you've been)
You're like a turd
You're going down the drain
You don't know where you're going
The suage just keeps flowing
You smell so bad you bring me to tears
Even after a few years
It pains me so much to think
That you'll stain my flip flops again
Though I do not care
That you're on my shoe
(Chorus)
It's not like I wanna say hello
It's just that you smell and look so god damned rancid
And each and every day I know
I'm going to have to eventually step in you again
Though I do not care
That you're on my shoe
Hey I'm just scared
To step in you again
(Chorus 3x)
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