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Song Parodies -> "Old Grannie"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Nelly Furtardo

Parody Song Title:

"Old Grannie"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

This is my second attempt at parodying man-eater... snake-eater wasnt as popular....
Take it back, take it back...Its too expensive
(oooh, hey, oooh, hey, oooh, hey)

Everybody look at mee, hair
Its permmed with blue rinse so please stop'n stair
Gone to claim my pension so lets go!
need to get my shopping from tesco!
As my body got old, my back cracks around
Loosing marbles hearing some funny sounds
I want to get down on my hands and knees
but the pain would rather try me, But kill me!
(Come on Gran!)

Old Grannie, gone to bingo!
Talk old lingo!
Hocky cokey, on the disco floor!
She's an old grannie
Try avoid cars
Bowling on pars
take the zimmer across the forest park
She's an Old Grannie, make you talk loud
always stands proud
get her shopping, off the bus!
She's an Old Grannie
On Medication!
bowl irritation!
Wish she could pee without plastic bag!

And when she walks she needs the toilets (oh)
But she walks, she walks bookies and puts on bets (oh)
when she asks for something boy she means it (oh)
even when forget she ask for it (oh)
shes got you coming on beck and call sound (oh)
she is crazy, drives in her mini all around (oh)
you doing anything to keep her by your side (oh)
because, she wonders goes all, charity time!
(Come on Gran)

Old Grannie, gone to bingo!
Talk old lingo!
Hocky cokey, on the disco floor!
She's an old grannie
Try avoid cars
Bowling on pars
take the zimmer across the forest park
She's an Old Grannie, make you talk loud
always stands proud
get her shopping, off the bus!
She's an Old Grannie
On Medication!
bowl irritation!
Wish she could pee without plastic bag!

(oh,aah, oh,aah, oh,aah, oh,aah, yeah, oh,aah, oh,aah, oh,aah)
(come on gran, come on gran)

Old Grannie, gone to bingo!
Talk old lingo!
Hocky cokey, on the disco floor!
She's an old grannie
Try avoid cars
Bowling on pars
take the zimmer across the forest park
She's an Old Grannie, make you talk loud
always stands proud
get her shopping, off the bus!
She's an Old Grannie
On Medication!
bowl irritation!
Wish she could pee without plastic bag!

Old Grannie, gone to bingo!
Talk old lingo!
Hocky cokey, on the disco floor!
She's an old grannie
Try avoid cars
Bowling on pars
take the zimmer across the forest park
She's an Old Grannie, make you talk loud
always stands proud
get her shopping, off the bus!
She's an Old Grannie
On Medication!
bowl irritation!
Wish she could pee without plastic bag!

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