Plutarkian friend: Is my stench throwing you off?
Nope
Plutarkian friend:That's good.

If you're blue, fat and smelly and you come from plutark.
I love that evil charm and space age look that lights my spark.
I like you plutarkians, and that ain't a joke.
When I see your face i try to speak but choke.

So you like plutarkians do you?
Then you would like me i'm fun like Josh Peck but except i'm still fat and also blue.

Man, for a fishface you're quite alright.
You're really cool and you're quite a sight.

Plutarkian friend: You think i'm cool?
Man that's sweet, you're my best pal ever.

You're truly unique, with your fat body, your scales and claws
You certainly look like you're the type who's a rebel without a cause.

I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you my friend, you look so innocent.

Plutarkian friend: I'm the kind of fish that loves to have fun.
I'm the coolest plutarkian on earth and that's not just because of my girth.

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Plutarkian charm
That's the cool thing about you
You've got the charm, you suave young fish.
And you're like Jack Black and Josh Peck combined.

Plutarkian friend: Plutarkian charm.
That makes me cool.
And i'm also a comic fool.
Because i'm out-of-this-world.

Plutarkian charm
You've got that look
You know you have it.
And I like that in you.

Plutarkian friend: Plutarkian charm
That's my special gift.
My trick of the trade.
I'm the coolest, oh yeah.


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Plutarkian friend: My eyes are red
My scaly skin is blue
My claws are sharp and so is my wit.
And babes think i'm pretty cute.

Hey! You're pretty awesome, and i'm not just saying that.
I love your style, you're pretty cool and you're one cool kat.

Plutarkian friend: I’m out of this world, i come from a distant planet.
Which is so bad nobody can handle it.

They call me Ace
I'm one cool mouse.
I'm from Mars
And i ride a motorcycle.

Plutarkian friend: I'm a big fish, and so very cool.
I'm cool because i'm blue and i'm fat
Because on my planet obesity ain't bad for my health.

I want you on my team
Plutarkian friend: So where do I sign? Count me in.

Buddy, you're so rad and ultra cool.
A Plutarkian like you certainly ain't no fool.
I bet them girls will fall for a fish like you.

Plutarkian friend: You really think so? That's coool.

Chorus-

Plutarkian charm
That's the cool thing about you
You've got the charm, you suave young fish.
And you're like Jack Black and Josh Peck combined.

Plutarkian friend: Plutarkian charm.
That makes me cool.
And i'm also a comic fool.
Because i'm out-of-this-world.

Plutarkian charm
You've got that look
You know you have it.
And I like that in you.

Plutarkian friend: Plutarkian charm
That's my special gift.
My trick of the trade.
I'm the coolest, oh yeah.

You don't look evil, you don't look mean.
Plutarkian friend: I'm not evil and i'm not mean.

Hey! You're not evil, you're not mean.
Plutarkian friend: I'm not evil,i'm not mean.

Wait! You don't mean no harm.
I can see you with my helmet visor off or on.

Plutarkian friend: Glad to see that you like my charm.
I'm pretty cool, laid back and fly. I can play guitar did ya know?

You play guitar?
Plutarkian friend: It's my special skill if you know what I mean.

Pal, you're so cool and i love your wit.

Plutarkian friend: I’ve got wit and also brains.
I'm anything but plain, i'm totally rad and cool.

You're awesome, you're cool.
You're pretty cool and not a fool.

Plutarkian friend: Hey that's pretty sweet of you to say that.
And boy i'm glad you're not one of those evil alien cats.

Plutarkian charm
That's the cool thing about you
You've got the charm, you suave young fish.
And you're like Jack Black and Josh Peck combined.

Plutarkian friend: Plutarkian charm.
That makes me cool.
And i'm also a comic fool.
Because i'm out-of-this-world.

Plutarkian charm
You've got that look
You know you have it.
And I like that in you.

Plutarkian friend: Plutarkian charm
That's my special gift.
My trick of the trade.
I'm the coolest, oh yeah.

Plutarkian friend: You see it's my charm.
My special weapon, need no firearm.
Because we're buddies and that's all that counts.