(Background: “Bwak!”)

(Chicken, chicken)

[Hen]
I love you
Farmer Yahoo
Baby, I love you
You need… Me too
But

Those hens all in the coop
Think you’ll turn me into soup
So instead of loving you
I’m off laying eggs for food

No “Cockadoodledoo!”
Roosters I am not into
Although it may be taboo
You and me should go and screw

[Farmer]

(Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken)

I have this chicken, and it seems like she’s so into me
And, uhh, She lays those eggs for me (The finest eggs I’ve ever seen)
She’s no crow, crow
This hen just won’t take no
Now I’m afraid
Cause she thinks I’m cute, and she’s peckin’
A frisky chicken
Why’s my livestock
From cattle to poultry smitten?
Think I’m so fine (So f-i-ne) I…
I still get hit on by my sw-i-ne
And I’m disturbed

But I’ve never been the type to turn down a sexy chick
And when you’re on the farm there really ain’t that much to pick
But we can’t do it, I mean legally
She said…

[Hen]
(You don’t know what you do to me!)

[Farmer]
(Crazy!)

[Hen]
My heart belongs to you
My giblets and feathers too
My ex-horse turned into glue
You know I’ve got you in my view
If I become untrue
Honey, Toss me in your stew
So babe just how many brews
Will it take to sleep with you?

(Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken)

So we went out, I got looks when I made out with her
And all those farmaz start hootin’ when they check out my girl
You think I’m insa-a-ane, but don’t diss until you tried pulle-le-let
Our love is free
Cause I like her beak, talons, and all her feathers
Cause when it comes to comfort I know that down is much more better
That’s why I picked her-er-er-er…
Well, that and too much liquor-or-or-or…
But yeah, I hit it

But, uh, It ain’t that easy to make my parents take her
Cause, uh, My daddy works as a KFC baker
I was shocked that after feeding you the best corn and seed
She said, “Cletus will you please marry me?”

[Hen]
I never loved a dude
The way that I love you
Turned my family into stew
Still I’m crazy about you (They were fine cuts)
And though I bonked a whole Zoo (You’re a bird slut)
The best one was with you
And though it may look taboo
You know your pecker’s not construed

[Farmer]
Sing it for me bird

[Hen]
Our debut
Made the farm news
Baby, I love you
I do (C’mon chick)
In a way that you’ll never know
Boy, You’re a Pro
I’ll be making your eggs with love
And plenty more
Yeah-eah-eah

Moo Cows (No, You don’t shake it right)
Fat Pigs (You make me a man take flight)
Llamas (You guys just aren’t polite, cause)

[Hen]
Humans are the sole mates for me

[Farmer]
Horses (You flirt and fill me with fright)

[Hen]
Made the barn spotless for you
But there’s so much more to do
Cause the wedding is at two
And my poor bridesmaid has bird flu
And I am feeling blue
Cause I need to look cute
Called my parents from their coop
And we’ve got your fishin’ group

[Farmer]
Tux coat (It doesn’t fit me right)
My vows (All sound a bit too trite)
The ring (On your talon is tight)

[Hen]
Calm down, it’s all fine to me

[Farmer]
Parents (They both say things to spite)

The priest (He looks like he is high)
Wet bar (I need to hit tonight)
Tear ducts (Vows clucked all make me cry)

[Hen]
I’m glad that we’re now married

[Farmer]
Rednecks (This happens every night)