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Song Parodies -> "Chicken"

Original Song Title:

"Dilemma"

Original Performer:

Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

(Background: “Bwak!”)

(Chicken, chicken)

[Hen]
I love you
Farmer Yahoo
Baby, I love you
You need… Me too
But

Those hens all in the coop
Think you’ll turn me into soup
So instead of loving you
I’m off laying eggs for food

No “Cockadoodledoo!”
Roosters I am not into
Although it may be taboo
You and me should go and screw

[Farmer]

(Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken)

I have this chicken, and it seems like she’s so into me
And, uhh, She lays those eggs for me (The finest eggs I’ve ever seen)
She’s no crow, crow
This hen just won’t take no
Now I’m afraid
Cause she thinks I’m cute, and she’s peckin’
A frisky chicken
Why’s my livestock
From cattle to poultry smitten?
Think I’m so fine (So f-i-ne) I…
I still get hit on by my sw-i-ne
And I’m disturbed

But I’ve never been the type to turn down a sexy chick
And when you’re on the farm there really ain’t that much to pick
But we can’t do it, I mean legally
She said…

[Hen]
(You don’t know what you do to me!)

[Farmer]
(Crazy!)

[Hen]
My heart belongs to you
My giblets and feathers too
My ex-horse turned into glue
You know I’ve got you in my view
If I become untrue
Honey, Toss me in your stew
So babe just how many brews
Will it take to sleep with you?

(Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken)

So we went out, I got looks when I made out with her
And all those farmaz start hootin’ when they check out my girl
You think I’m insa-a-ane, but don’t diss until you tried pulle-le-let
Our love is free
Cause I like her beak, talons, and all her feathers
Cause when it comes to comfort I know that down is much more better
That’s why I picked her-er-er-er…
Well, that and too much liquor-or-or-or…
But yeah, I hit it

But, uh, It ain’t that easy to make my parents take her
Cause, uh, My daddy works as a KFC baker
I was shocked that after feeding you the best corn and seed
She said, “Cletus will you please marry me?”

[Hen]
I never loved a dude
The way that I love you
Turned my family into stew
Still I’m crazy about you (They were fine cuts)
And though I bonked a whole Zoo (You’re a bird slut)
The best one was with you
And though it may look taboo
You know your pecker’s not construed

[Farmer]
Sing it for me bird

[Hen]
Our debut
Made the farm news
Baby, I love you
I do (C’mon chick)
In a way that you’ll never know
Boy, You’re a Pro
I’ll be making your eggs with love
And plenty more
Yeah-eah-eah

Moo Cows (No, You don’t shake it right)
Fat Pigs (You make me a man take flight)
Llamas (You guys just aren’t polite, cause)

[Hen]
Humans are the sole mates for me

[Farmer]
Horses (You flirt and fill me with fright)

[Hen]
Made the barn spotless for you
But there’s so much more to do
Cause the wedding is at two
And my poor bridesmaid has bird flu
And I am feeling blue
Cause I need to look cute
Called my parents from their coop
And we’ve got your fishin’ group

[Farmer]
Tux coat (It doesn’t fit me right)
My vows (All sound a bit too trite)
The ring (On your talon is tight)

[Hen]
Calm down, it’s all fine to me

[Farmer]
Parents (They both say things to spite)

The priest (He looks like he is high)
Wet bar (I need to hit tonight)
Tear ducts (Vows clucked all make me cry)

[Hen]
I’m glad that we’re now married

[Farmer]
Rednecks (This happens every night)

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Total Votes: 13

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Jack Wilson - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
That was HILARIOUS, 5s
Below Average Dave - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Well--you know I think this is completely insane--but insane suits you well Matty. . .I already told you my opinion here in person . . . probably won't be saying that very often will I
LittleChickCakes - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Matthias, Sir, I love whacky . . . and this truly is! Too much tequila last night, guy? It's definitely Caba Wabo! or Wabo Cabo??
Agrimorfee - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(Amiright Idol) Matty, it's kind of funny seeing you here and judging you as if you had just come off the boat or something. At any rate, Dave's parody of this got me familiarized with the tune. This was gosh-dern funny, another in your on-going redneck chronicles, great interplay between the hen the farmer. The only I didn't get was "You know your pecker’s not construed." whazzup with that? Adding a (nonpartisan) 555 to your votes.
Matthias - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Looking back that line should have been "You know your pecker's not confused" referring to the hen herself.
Below Average Dave - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
(AmIRight Idol) I think this parody very well may be the most insane in the bunch. As a general rule taking on unique or controversial subjects is a good way to garner attention, and the whole idea of a chicken farmer love affair is hilarious. A minor wrench here or there is needed though. This takes place on a farm, so I'm not sure how she managed to have sex with a whole zoo and the ex-horse--wow that chicken is insane, I don't know why she'd be getting down with a horse when humans are her thing, but regardless this was hilarious. Minor pacing blimps, minor random line issues, but overall very good.
Red Ant - June 14, 2008 - Report this comment
(Idol) As a write, this is technically excellent with a lot of good humor. A recording of this would be a bit harder feat because of the duetted lines, but this showed a lot of creativity. Well done.
Matthias - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Allow me to explain Dave (as this parody doesn't make any sense in the first place and that's exactly what I was attempting to accomplish with it but just to clarify) 1. She's able to have sex with the entire Zoo because the farm is located right next to the Zoo, honestly it doesn't need to make sense because a farmer wouldn't actually make out with a chicken why does a chicken having sex with all of the animals in the Zoo have to make sense? lol 2. She experimented with her sexuality a lot in the 80s... The 80s were a crazy time and we all did weird stuff as for me I pooped in diapers in the 80s and crawled around on my hands and knees but for this chicken she slutted it up.
Rex - December 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The farmer's name is Hen-ry, right? And when you crack those eggs open there's little farmers inside? Weird and wacky work here.
bobpiecheese - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You have officially broken my brain, as well as the laws of physics...how in the hell can a man and a chicken do it, anyway? NO, please don't elaborate. Just take your 5's and get outta here.
Below Average Dave - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Well--see above. . .
Blaydeman - April 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) A little beastiality goes a long way LOL, nice work!
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2011 - Report this comment
See above. . .twice
bobpiecheese - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) See above...*shudders*
Porfle Popnecker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
This one really clucked up my head.
Blaydeman - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) See Above ^^^ still awesome!
Christie Marie M - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages 9) What in the "cluck" is going on around here???? A hen and a farmer!!! That's the farmer in the dell for you!! Or is it the farmer in the coop? LOL!! I concur with those wacky in hilarious comments stated above!! Hope the hen makes enough eggs for a 555 egg omelet with this one! Great catchy subbing using "Chicken" and love the "Dad's a KFC baker" line! :)
Abbott Skelding - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey man I totally understand, I don't know if you're more of a breast or thigh man...but I wish the two of you the best! Nice work!
Arwen - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...first trees and now chickens? I thought MY love life was a tangled mess...thank goodness for this round to make me feel better about my choices...hahaha. Great job, Matty!
bobpiecheese - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) See above!
D-Mon - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) This is beastly! But so funny!

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