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Song Parodies -> "Dentist Appointment"

Original Song Title:

"Grillz"

Original Performer:

Nelly featuring Paul Wall and Ali & Gipp

Parody Song Title:

"Dentist Appointment"

Parody Written by:

Sean Lee (non-asian)

The Lyrics

I've been working on this thing for like 2 1/2 months, please tell me what you think of it
Never at da dentist, terrified of the drillz
uh, uh
Have da whole top rotten, and they gotta be pulled
Yo, my molars about to get infected wit dis one
Yeah, I know what I got bad bad breath

You know my teeth are all rotten, Wish the pain would sure stop
Make an appointment, Before my teeth look like rocks
And now today it's a week, Say I'm in da parking lot
I pay the meter price, After I find me a spot
I got like light browns and yellows
And disgusting greens
You could go there errday, Same ol' routine
At first they always numb me (oh)
Then they drill me (oh)
Then they floss me (oh)
Then they bill me
Oh gengivitus, Oh dem drills are the blightest
They'd give ya a clue you gon be turtured
But you don't got the slightest
I walk in
Sign you name right here on this paper
Doc will call you in later
You want strawberry of cotton candy
What type of florine
I just sit down in the chair, I'm already hearing screams
They just a startin' the flossin', I've already got tears
They tell me it is such a pity, havn't brushed in ten years
They say.....

Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin' at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
My, my drill my, my, my drill
(Never at da dentist, terrified of da drills)
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get ya what)
Take deep breaths, count back from twelve
(Have da whole top rotten, and they gotta be pulled)

Infected maybe
Seems I'm gettin gum disease
I need some fillings cause I got ten cavities
I got my mouth reakin', gag you to death
You might just pass out, take one wiff of my breath
Can't even feel it if I'm chewin' on aluminum foil
I'm not jokin, I'm not lyin, But what da heck is mouthwash fo
Can put their floride where my mouth is, just not the drill
They sound harmless, help kill plaque, better know dem things could kill
My motivation is from 30 years of not brushin' to ruinin' my mouth
Maybe, I should try some Crest
I got my molars that are not immaculatin'
But as we speak my teeth are all degeneratin'
Take my advice, never try to whiten with Mr. Clean
Good care fo my mouth, Just get a bottle of Listerine
My teeth are mind blowin' givin' everybody chills
Scared of Bob Veila cuz I'm terrified of his drills

Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
My, my drill my, my, my drill
(Never at da dentist, terrified of the drills)
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
Take deep breaths, count back from twelve
(Have da whole top rotten, and they gotta be pulled)

I need some fillings, need some drillings, root canal
Nurse just said that wisdome got to come out
I'm telling you I don't know what to do
My teeth are almost rotted clear through
Tooth decay, dentist say
You beleive what he's sayin'
Almost eight hundred bucks
Hope my insuranse is payin'
What is killin' is the billin'
Got his drill, I nearly faught him
I might have trenchmouth and my teeth are all rotten
My teeth are all crooked and I got an overbite
Couple decades since my mouth bright white
I need some help, they should throw me on Maury
Doc you must admit, my teeth kinda look scurry
Give me laughin' gas, or give me novacaine
So I wont have this terrible pain
I should brush mo often, that's what I've been told
And It's really painful when I eat somethin cold

Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
My, my drill my, my, my drill
(Never at da dentist, terrified of the drills)
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
Take deep breaths, count back from twelve
(Have da whole top rotten, and they gotta be pulled)

Boy, there's a problem with your x-rays, just
come in next Tuesday
Then the doc will see you
The first thing he gon say is....

Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
My, my drill my, my, my drill
(Never at da dentist, terrified of the drills)
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
Take deep breaths, count back from twelve
(Have da whole top rotten, and they gotta be pulled)
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Rance280 - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Sean Lee (non-asian), by the way, I love your name. This is the parody that Grillz has been waiting for, I mean you even got the teeth thing In there, and great cultural references (Bob Viela)! First you did "Allergy Pills", now this, you are heading in the right direction. 555
brittany - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
yea ive got 1 for grillz called gillz but i think urs is better....Gooo u!!
Sean Lee (non-asian) - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
After re-reading this, I've noticed a number of spelling and grammer mistakes. I'm sorry, I'm not stupid or anything, I was just typing pretty fast. And by the way, thanks alot Brittany!
7times4 - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
i agree, the teeth thing goes good with it and i have noticed the spelling mistakes in it, don't worry about it! u pick the best songs to do parodies of, I can't wait untill ur next one! 555
ME23 - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I think we ahav a #1 on ouyr hands...great piece of work Sean Lee (non-asian) Great name too 555
mynameisEARL - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Just like Frosted Flakes, it's more than good, it's Grrrrrrreat!! I love it! All 5's!
bob - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
That is the best Grillz parody in this joint. Better than that Gillz, or Nipple Rings Shit! Weird Al material buddy!
Lt.Killjoy - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
It blew out the ass..Just Kidding
Brittany (( again )) - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Yea its been a while since i read this && i read it && i still laughed...idk y but its funny!!!
Sean Lee (non-asian) - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you so much for your support of my song. Every encouraging comment a person leaves me really brings my comic spirit up. You guys and girls dont know how much your nice words mean to me. - your pal sean
isaac - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
In the words of coach crane"You singing this song is like me singing 'Play that funky music white boy'.I love you anyways.
Sean Lee - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks alot, Oscar

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