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Song Parodies -> "Nipple RIngs"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Nelly (feat. Paul Wall, Ali, Gipp)

Parody Song Title:

"Nipple RIngs"

Parody Written by:

Jaime Williams

The Lyrics

If you think grillz was stupid.......have I got news for you!!!

I got 30 thous on the left
30 thous on the right
All invisible set
Nipples like ice cube blocks
Some would call it da "swhing"
Call it "tits on da rocks"
Let's say I flash you a price
Let's say I flash you a lot

I got like platinum and white gold
Traditional gold
Changin nipple rings everyday
You can see em through my clothes
I might be hard and icy
Through my white-tee
Touch them nicely
Rub them nightly
Smooth and studded
You can tell when you touch em
See my grandmamma hate it, but my little mamma love it

When you open up your shirt
Your nipples gleamin
Their so hard
And everybody's seen it

I call my nipples "my lickables"
You know what that mean?
Means whipped cream, cherries and some jelly-beans
I wouldn't twist em for nothing
Only a crazy man would
So when you see my nipples blingin
Somewhere out in your hood, just say.

"Swhing" em for me daddy

What cha lookin at?
I wanna se your rings
You wanna see my what?
Your nip-ple rings, nip, nip-ple rings
Go to your mamma's house and tell her "feel on my rings"


What it do, baby?
It's da ice man, Paul Wall
Got my tits blingin
On em are disco balls
Got diamonds and da ice
All handset
You might catch a cold
Lickin on my nipple set
Nipples gleamin, like I rap em in aluminum foil
Nipples showin off my diamonds
Dippin all that potent oil
I put my money where my tits is
And bought some rings
20 karats, 30 stacks
What you know about da "swhing"?
My nipple rings are certified
A total package
Open up my shirt
And you'll see more karats than a salad
My nipples mind-blowin, givin everybody chills
Call me, Mr. Nipples
Cause my nipples hard on da real

(Chorus) x2

Yeah, got dem yellows, got dem purples, got dem reds
One with lights, gon ahead make you woozy in ya head
You can catch me in my too short drop
My nipples got colors like a fruit loop box

What it do, in da Lou?
Ice tits, cut my shirt
Where da hustlers do da "bling"
But I do da "swhing"

Yeah I got em, you can spot em
On the left and the right
The shine so much
I can't sleep at night

Ain't dissin nobody, but let's bring it to the light
I was da first wit h my nipples iced
They just pokin cause my nipples icy
Tippin on some fo's
You can see my nipple jewelry

Got 4 different sets
It's a fabulous thang
One white, one yellow
Like fabulous chains

And the other set is stained
Got my name in da mold
And da right one diamond
And the hairy one's gold

(Chorus) x2

Boy, how'd you get your nipples that way?
And how often can I play
Every time I see you
The first thing I'm gonna say

(Chorus) x2

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