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Song Parodies -> "Billz"

Original Song Title:

"Grillz"

Original Performer:

Nelly feat. Paul Wall, Ali, and Gipp

Parody Song Title:

"Billz"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is about not being able to pay your billz b/c you're broke as hell.
Rob a jewelry store just to pay for my phone bill.

Water just got turned off, and the electric's gone out.

Yo, they bout to turn off myb electric, wit dis one,
Ya'll know what I is,...So So BROKE.


The bill colector came on Tuesday, and he wanted his cash,
I gave him a hundred bucks, and to kiss my @$$
If I could make extended, payment plan for my rent,
If they could just be real nice, I wouldn't say "Go get bent",
I got no money, no dollarz, not even Fool's Gold,
I'm gettin' billz errday, R. Kelly gets hoes,
Try to pay billz on Friday (Doh!) With no money (Doh!),
Need unemployment (Doh!) or welfare money.
No cash flow running, I keep prayin' for the comin',
Ya' see the IRS they're hatin', but my best friends keep playin'
cuz when I...

[Mrs. S.T.G.]
When you get the moo-lah, your billz payed off (say what)
Really sucks since you've been laid off.


I got a bill that cost me a million pennies, you know,
what that means, I need a loan for later, the cops, they want me,
I got a hundred billz to pay now, if I had money I would,
But since I'm brtoker than the Joker, I'll down in the hood, today.

[Chorus]
Phone is disconnected.
(Where's my money at?)
Not another bill!
(Bank statements down the hole)
No more billz, don't need more billz.
(Rob a grocery store just to pay for my phone bill.)
My bank account is shabby
(I need some money, man.)
I got another bill,
(Today just really sucks)
No more billz, don't want more billz.
(Water just got turned off, and the electric's gone out. )


I need some money,
I'm broker than that Paul Wall,
I'm gonna sell all that I own in a ghetto garage sale,
I'll sell my cds and my samsung's hands-free set
I might get a dollar, or maybe a 50 cent.
The cops are coming 'round the corner for the child support,
I am praying to my Jesus, why did you leave me here short,
I need a fifty or a C-Note to pay off a bill,
One for 'lectric, one for water, and the other's for thrill,
I'm not a gamblin' kinda man, but now I'm seeing loan sharks,
We simply need to ride success
I sold my teddy bear and neck wear dats hard to sell it,
I should just go rob a bakery and say to Hell with it,
I had to file bankruptcy for the fourteenth time
Take two mortages on my house, and had to sell my nine,
Now I'm broke like MC Hammer, stuck all of these darn billz,
I'll rob George Foreman, cuz I'm stealing to pay the billz.

Phone is disconnected.
(Where's my money at?)
Not another bill!
(Bank statements down the hole)
No more billz, don't need more billz.
(Rob a grocery store just to pay for my phone bill.)
My bank account is shabby
(I need some money, man.)
I got another bill,
(Today just really sucks)
No more billz, don't want more billz.
(Water just got turned off, and the electric's gone out. )

(Smacky)
We've got dem nickels, got dem quarters, got dem dimes
I sell out the wacky weed every single time,
You can catch me in my four-house block,
Passing out X like some lollipops.

(Sparky)
Disconnecting all yo' power
'Lectric bill is hundred dolla'
Here I come in with my snips,
'lectric wires I start to snip.
I just love to stop a brotha,
From one house right to anotha'
Pay yo' bill every month, or you're power I will smotha'.

[Smacky]
Just sell out the coke and all the crack,
I'll see you get some moo-lah back.
Yeah, deez pills are crazy cuz' they make you real hazy,
Stiffer than Al Gore, you'll recover 'gain shortly.

(Sparky)
I'm coming straight to your house to snip off all the wires,
You'll have no eletric, you'll watch your TV by fire...
And then you newest TV set, will be useless and old.

(You better come up with cash, or at lkeast some Fool's Gold)

Phone is disconnected.
(Where's my money at?)
Not another bill!
(Bank statements down the hole)
No more billz, don't need more billz.
(Rob a grocery store just to pay for my phone bill.)
My bank account is shabby
(I need some money, man.)
I got another bill,
(Today just really sucks)
No more billz, don't want more billz.
(Water just got turned off, and the electric's gone out. )

[Woman]
Boy how you get grill that way and
How much did you pay
Every time i see you
Tha first thing im gon say hey.....

Phone is disconnected.
(Where's my money at?)
Not another bill!
(Bank statements down the hole)
No more billz, don't need more billz.
(Rob a grocery store just to pay for my phone bill.)
My bank account is shabby
(I need some money, man.)
I got another bill,
(Today just really sucks)
No more billz, don't want more billz.
(Water just got turned off, and the electric's gone out. )
Featuring the electric guy, Sparky. And my favorite drug dealer, Smacky.

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