-> "(BBQ) Grillz"
Original Song Title:
"Grillz"
Parody Song Title:
"(BBQ) Grillz"
Parody Written by:
Did E. Fresh and the Neaux-Dinero Bankrupters
The Lyrics
Rob a Wal-Mart store so I can buy me a barbeque grill.
Got the whole rack with hot dogs and the bottoms with aluminum foil
Yo, we start a big block party off wit dis one,
Ya'll know what dis is,...Neaux-Din-Ero
Got 30 hot dogs down at the bottom, 30 more on the top
With red Solo cups wit little ice cube blocks
If I call it a drink, it'd be Sam's Choice Cola on the rocks,
If I could call out a price, lets say $100 bucks is a lot
I got Neaux-Dinero, but with all these low prices everybody thinks I got gold
I got 5 different grillz goin' on errday, wit no special clothes,
I'd be grillin' out $5 T's (Whoa!) In a white T (Whoa!),
Or hamburgers at Orange Beach (Ho!) in my wife b!
When the smoke be flowin', all the neighbors be comin',
Ya see all the hataz be hatin, but my best friends love it
cuz when I...
[Woman]
Open up ya mouth, my grill be glowin' (glowin')
eyes stay low from the blowin' (blowin')
I got a grill they call Henny Nanny you know
What that means, it look like grandpa's with a skillet of baked beans
I wouldn't leave it for nothing only a crazy man would
So if you catch me in ya city, all the folks in the hood just say
[Chorus]
Smile fo me Suga Daddy
(What you lookin at, girl?)
Let me see ya grill
(Let me see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob the Wal-Mart store so I can buy me a Barbeque grill)
Smile fo me Suga Daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top silver and the bottom rows wit Aluminum Foil)
[Da Ice Man]
What it do baby
Its the ice man against the wall
I have so many grills going it's like it's against the law
I'm so thirsty that I'll get me a Mountain Dew to wet
My whistle, but once you smell my bbq you'll wanna take a deep breath
My grill be gleaming like I'm chewin on aluminum foil
I'm havin' a fish fry so I need some corn or vegetable oil
I put my money where my mouth is and bought a grill
20 carrots 30 stacks of burgers so you know I'm for real
My motivation is from 30 T bones from the grill to my mouth
The recipe's so good that they're all obsessed
All the guest stare and hoping for anticipation
But its what smiles dat got these guests lookin' spectatin
The supermarket gave me a good deal on a total package
Open up my mouth and you see carrots and potato salad
My teeth are mind blowin givin everybody chillz
My role model's George Foreman cause he makes the best indoor grills!
[Chorus]
Smile fo me Suga Daddy
(What you lookin at, girl?)
Let me see ya grill
(Let me see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob the Wal-Mart store so I can buy me a Barbeque grill)
Smile fo me Suga Daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top silver and the bottom rows wit Aluminum Foil)
[Veggie Dipp]
Dipp got dem yellows, got dem purples, got dem reds
Onions and all the veggies you go woozie in ya head
You can catch my special ranch dressing slop
It's so good you're like a kid with an unopened fruit loops box.
[Sali]
When you eat my food you'll be skippin' to the lou
I gots my country grammar
My bbq pit's got bricks
And my gangsta's up in Bama
Where I got 'em you can spot them
On the top in the bottom
I got people's mouth's watering cause I'm smoking a ham
[Veggie Dip]
I ain't dissin no body but lets bring it to the lite
You're mouth be watering whether you'd be black or white
Yeah deez hos can't focus cause they eyesight blurry
Sippin' on some ice T while they eatin' my barbe'
[Sali]
I got fo different bbq grills its a fabolous thang
1 black, 1 red, like fabolous chain
And the gas grills all have no signs of mold
(Had a whole top silver and the bottom rows wit Aluminum Foil)
[Chorus]
[Woman]
Boy how you get grill that way and
How much did you pay
Every time I see you
Tha first thing I'm gon say hey....
[Chorus]
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