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Song Parodies -> "DTeacher"

Original Song Title:

"Dilemma"

Original Performer:

Nelly feat. Kelly Rowland

Parody Song Title:

"DTeacher"

Parody Written by:

Robert Winston

The Lyrics

[Teacher]
I...love you, and I...cant teach you
Robert I... love you, and I... cant teach you - but

No matter what I do, all I think about is you
Even when I teach you, boy you know you act like a fool
No matter what I do, all I think about is you
Even when I teach you, boy you know you act like a fool

Verse 1
I met this teacher and she just came to this school this week
Got to get in her class the easiest teacher I done ever seen
But oh on, oh no, she only care about giving note note notes notes
But that's okay
Cause I, wait for my cue and just listen, play my position
Like a smart student, pick up everything she teachin
And in no time... (no time) I...
I plan to make an A and get out this bind...and that's for sure
Cause I, I never been the type to, break up a happy class
But uh, there's something bout this teacher I just cant pass
So tell me ma what's it gonna be? She said
"You need to stop getting all those D's"

Chorus

Verse 2
I see a lot at lunch and I never say a word
I know how teachers be eating trippin sayin boys are more dumb than girls
And there's no way-ayy-hey, (Robert) gone fight over (fight over)
Who gone take up yo tray.. as you can see
But I, I like the way you teach, your test, your whole demeanor still
Demeanor, you taught me that word when we stayed in during the fire drill
Now that's gangstah-ah-ahhh...
And I got special ways to thank yah-ah-ahh... don't you forget it
But uh, it ain't that easy for you to pack and leave me
But uh, the other faulty be hating on you and me
I respect that and right before she turn to leave, she said.. she said..
"You didn't fail but passed with a D"

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