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Song Parodies -> "Dilemma(WHAT?!)"

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Nelly feat. Kelly Rowland

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The Lyrics

I say hey, u call me dirty
Nelly what u say, who's gay?
Gimme a clue

No matter what I do, I can't understand u
Even when I ask u, U might as be buyin shoes

I learned these words cause I was bored of watchin sesame street
Now u got questions for me wonderin what's the dely
But Oh no,no
I use some words u don't understand though oh
But that's dirty, cause I wait for my juice and keep listin
Watch my ice glisten like a ice box
I buy everything they be pitchin and in no time
I 'll be broke worse than Hammer Time
Cause I am not the time to write up some dumb poems
But there's somethin bout my words u just can't leave alone
So blebi ma what the dirty pea, she said
" What the hell is that supposed to mean? "

Chorus 2X

I say a lot when I rap I even make up words
I know how critics be dissin and hatin up on all my words
That's bohay, Nelly can explain what every he say
Let me see
Like I like your stezze when we dezze in a bechetta
Means I like when u hollar when we do it wit an egg beater
I made wanksta, 50 cent is just a pranksta
Don't twist wit it
We for chezzy the Tics and Murphy Leezy
Haters can dissapear just like Chandra Levy
Just respect that
Fo real just keep yo so beliy
" What the f**k is that supposed to mean "

Sep it on ma ta

I say hey, u call me dirty
Nelly what u say, who's gay?
Gimme a clue

U say stuff I don't even know, that's fo sho
I can always count on your flubs, that's fo sho

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Xander999 - December 09, 2002 - Report this comment
Lol - funny...and a reasonable explaination!
lisssa - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
scheiße hier will doch nur das lied hören man verdammte kacke seid doch alle blöd

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