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Song Parodies -> "Food Dilemma"

Original Song Title:

"Dilemma"

Original Performer:

Nelly feat. Kelly Roland

Parody Song Title:

"Food Dilemma"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

By BELLY featuring JELLY ROLLSLAND for those people who have trouble ordering at McDonalds.
I love you and I need you,
Mickey-D's I love you, I do,
Need you

No matter what I do,
i keep running back to you.
the McChicken I should choose,
and you know the fries are real good too.
No matter what I do,
i keep running back to you.
the McChicken I should choose,
you know the fries are real good too.

Uh-uh-uh-uh
I ordered everything from up to value meal number seven,
and I must admit I feel like I'm in heaven.
But oh-no no, they got a deal on the Big Mac, Mac.
But thats okay, 'cause i got a few twenties, gon' by burgers by the many.
Like a greedy a**, I'm gon' use my speed pass.
And in no time-ime, gon' have my burger in hand-and.
And that's for sho'll, 'cause I-I never been the type to--uh--breakdown from overload.
But--uh--somethin' the McFish I just can't leave alone.
So what am I gonna order? She said, "Try our dollar value menu."

No matter what I do,
I keep running back to you.
the McChicken I should choose,
and you know the fries are real good too.
No matter what I do,
I keep running back to you.
the McChicken I should choose,
you know the fries are real good too.

Uh-uh-uh-uh
I see a lot of that grease it makes me salivate.
I know how people be trippin' about my cellulite.
But there's no way-ay, Belly don't choose over no shake-ake, but that's a lie.
But I-I like some cheese on my bread the whole cow or chicken.
The way I get fat attacks from swoopin' golden arch snacks.
Now that's obese, and I got special ways to show that, like a heart attack.
But it ain't that easy for me to back and leave up out.
'Cause "M" and me, we got days for me to fill my mouth.
So I come right back, and when I reach the counter,
She said, "Try our dollar value menu."

No matter what I do,
I keep running back to you.
the McChicken I should choose,
and you know the fries are real good too.

Sing it for me, Jelly.

I love you and I need you,
Mickey-D's I love you, I do.
You give me freewill to, overeat,
yeah, that's for sure.
I can always count on your meals to fulfill my needs.
yeah, yeah

Big Mac, I know you cookin' right.
Value fries, I know you fryin' right.
McShake, I know you shakin' right.
(Try our dollar value menu)
McSalad, ya'll better take it back.

No matter what I do,
I keep running back to you.
the McChicken I should choose,
and you know the fries are real good too.
No matter what I do,
I keep running back to you.
the McChicken I should choose,
you know the fries are real good too.

Big Mac, I know you cookin' right.
Value fries, I know you fryin' right.
McShake, I know you shakin' right.
(Try our dollar value menu)
McSalad, ya'll better take it back.

No matter what I do,
I keep running back to you.
the McChicken I should choose,
and you know the fries are real good too.
No matter what I do,
I keep running back to you.
the McChicken I should choose,
you know the fries are real good too.

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Nelly - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Saider E. you did the damn thang fa sho funny as hell

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