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Song Parodies -> "Ceramics 678 (mock version)"

Original Song Title:

"Ride Wit Me"

Original Performer:

Nelly, City Spud

Parody Song Title:

"Ceramics 678 (mock version)"

Parody Written by:

Phat Tommy

The Lyrics

Hi, I'm back, just read and I hope you enjoy! Please also vote on my parody, please!!!! If you like it or have comments/questions email me at: hiptom@hotmail.com
Ceramics 678 (mock version)

Where the clay at (8X:Chorus)

(Chorus)
If you wanna go and make a masterpiece wit me
Wit three students in the room with me Phat Tommy
Oh why do I have this elective? (Hey, must be the people!)
If you wanna go and get fly wit me
Be cool and receive a phat smiley
Oh why must I be this way? (Hey, must be the people!)

[Verse 1: Phat Tommy]
In the class in the late day, feelin' right
Lookin' tryin' to spot some clay that's real white
Lookin for a little s**t I noticed so that I can beat his ass
(I can beat his ass)
She can be 12 (12) wit an attitude
Or 13 nice talkin' to everyone wit great gratitude
But as long as you a cool, cool, cool girl you know that it's all good
(Know that it's all good)
I peep something to someone next to me in up here
Unnoticeable and quietly, her fear (hey, you're gay)
Sayin' she was listin' and I was talkin' s**t
No I wasn't, well maybe, but still not about you; how could I say I wasn't
My projects measurements were 10-10-220
I like the way you fold your money (she said)
And I like those stylish clothes you wear (I said)
I like the way the light hit the ice and glare
And I can see you from way over there

(Chorus 2x)
If you wanna go and make a masterpiece wit me
Wit three students in the room with me Phat Tommy
Oh why do I have this elective? (Hey, must be the people!)
If you wanna go and get fly wit me
Be cool and receive a phat smiley
Oh why must I be this way? (Hey, must be the people!)

If you wanna go and make a masterpiece wit me
Wit three students in the room with me Phat Tommy
Oh why do I have this elective? (Hey, must be the people!)
If you wanna go and get fly wit me
Be cool and receive a phat smiley
Oh why must I be this way? (Hey, must be the people!)

[Verse 2: Phat Tommy]
Face and body front and back, lookin' good
I wish hers would (just kidding) You should feel the impact
I get when I pass by that
Its her I'm talking about
I'm not sayin' I want to ask her out
It feel strange now
Makin a livin' off my brain, instead of cat chow
I got the title from my friend
Damn f**k yeah done I intend
To email him more threats now than before man
That's what he gets for bein' in a klan (I know)
I can't complain man (no more)
S**t I feel the fame now, I plan
To get busted in English class
For talkin' and preachin' 'bout mass
And can I make it? Damn right, I won't get expelled
If I gone from this school its cause I failed

(Chorus 2x)
If you wanna go and make a masterpiece wit me
Wit three students in the room with me Phat Tommy
Oh why do I have this elective? (Hey, must be the people!)
If you wanna go and get fly wit me
Be cool and receive a phat smiley
Oh why must I be this way? (Hey, must be the people!)

If you wanna go and make a masterpiece wit me
Wit three students in the room with me Phat Tommy
Oh why do I have this elective? (Hey, must be the people!)
If you wanna go and get fly wit me
Be cool and receive a phat smiley
Oh why must I be this way? (Hey, must be the people!)

[Verse 3: Phat Tommy)
Yeah, I know somethin' you don't know
And I got somethin to tell you
You won't believe how many people like this class
And, and also you and your ass
But now the same people are tellin' me to talk
And I'm yellin', "I can't even write with chalk"
"But Phat Tommy, can I help on the box project"
Hell yeah, you know you don't even have to ask, I won't reject
Hey yo, now that I'm a fly guy, I won't die
From the fake clay caps flyin' by
But you know it's all good
This is how it should
Be, in the hoodLookin' like we drug dealers, just we could
Fine girl in the class, me in the back room
Tryin' to zoom
(Bob)
So she wanna do this
And if she wanna make this
And she wanna look at this
"Well why not do everything wit this"
(Phat Tommy)
Class talk, Phat Tommy listen; Phat Tommy talk, class listen
When I tell them that there's a gay guy on prison
I hope that ****** forgives me for all the disses
That I said about her and that I miss
Her around me
Phat Tommy

(Chorus 2x)
If you wanna go and make a masterpiece wit me
Wit three students in the room with me Phat Tommy
Oh why do I have this elective? (Hey, must be the people!)
If you wanna go and get fly wit me
Be cool and receive a phat smiley
Oh why must I be this way? (Hey, must be the people!)

If you wanna go and make a masterpiece wit me
Wit three students in the room with me Phat Tommy
Oh why do I have this elective? (Hey, must be the people!)
If you wanna go and get fly wit me
Be cool and receive a phat smiley
Oh why must I be this way? (Hey, must be the people!)

Hey,it must be her! (4X)

If you wanna go and make a masterpiece wit meWit three students in the room with me Phat Tommy
Oh why do I have this elective? (Hey, must be the people!)
If you wanna go and get fly wit me
Be cool and receive a phat smiley
Oh why must I be this way? (Hey, must be the people!)
NOTE: THIS IS THE SAME PARODY, I JUST REDID IT TO FIX THE MISTAKES. I would like to thank all the people in my 8th grade ceramics class, I don't want to give out any names, and the person I would like to thank the most I'm afraid to even put her name up on this, so continuing; (excluding jacob & charlie) for supporting me. Just to let you know I don't think this is my final copy, but most likely it is not. I also know that this may have taken me a while to make, but its not half bad. I will be submitting many more im the furture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My email again is: hiptom@hotmail.com

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