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Song Parodies -> "The Most"

Original Song Title:

"E.I."

Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"The Most"

Parody Written by:

James Fair

The Lyrics

I'm a Sucka for hamhocks and fried Porkchops (hey)
Philly Ch-Cheese Steaks and Pigs Feet Rock
Got a Big Bowl Chili, Eatin Straight out the pot
I just stole a box of doughnuts runnin from the cops
Who knows, I know-
I love it when you pour the syrup on the French Toast, and let the Beef Roast.
And eat a slice of garlic toast, then wash my mouth with scope
And when you make that spanish rice baby gimme' the mooooooost.
Oh yea I like that
Gimme a notha' piece of pie
I need to bite that.
Take a look at how the chicken fry.
I eat em', slice after slice
and please save me some fries
Cuz' Mcdonalds, they food bangs with the Happy Meal Prize
I'm eating food that does
Melt in your mouth and not your hand.
Fried Chicken, Collard Greens and a side of ham.
I'm getting kinda fat and It's looking sick.
Should I just exercise forget it wait til' I'm finished (hey)

Chorus

Andele Andele give a Me-i Me-i (the moooost.)
It's so good I could cry
Andele Andele Give a Me-i Me-i (the mooost)
Get ya head I need to get fed right

repeat 1x

You know I'm hungry cuz my fridge is real, clean
Doorbell, rings
Got a large pizza with a side of hot, wings
Some say save me some but f*ck it I'm hung-ry
And if that chicken aint good, then I'll you give a, piece
I'm lastin, (uh) got a plate just full of eggs and cabbage
What the hell?, none of that matches.
I smell that... (sniff) what's that ya make-on
It's some scrambled cheese eggs with a side of bacon.
Got some grits, blaze-an
And it smells amaze-an
Bojangles coming up, time for some Cajun
And I'm a big glutt-on , buying burgers to go.
And I'm gon' eat bout' 10 of'm before I even get home.
I'm gonna eat well, got a
Weight loss, problem
From real skinny to Louie Anderson in one hour.
Don't use the really old flour
Makes the chicken tastes sour
Kicked the maid up out my house cuz' she ate the cauliflower. (b*tch)

Chorus

A-Yo I cleaned out a whole pack, of sausage linkies.
Sneaking hams into my backpack, from Thanksgiving.
Buttered rolls for a night snack, not very picky
Too much beans I gotta hold back- What you mean?
And my belly always sticks out - Way past feet
Take my own bowl to eat out- cuz' theirs are teeny
I took a pack a fresh pork out.
My speed dial is all of take ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
I got the egg rolls piled on my plate
Give me a minute and I'll clear the whole damn buffet.
When I eat, I don't sleep
My gut's fatter than Chris Farley
You understand me
Eat grits with white cheese.
If you compare my eating, to your local celebrities
Then you'll see
I eat more steak than Rosie
A lot of chinese
Like Oprah Winfrey
And Meatball subs
Like Monica Lewinsky (hey)
You can visit my homepage atGeocities.com/Jpapi2001/James_page.html

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