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Song Parodies -> "A.I."

Original Song Title:

"E.I."

Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"A.I."

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Machines are becoming more and more intelligent with each passing day. And with each passing day humans become more dependent on these machines. This parody draws from such films as the Terminator and the Matrix to show the idea of an A.I. Apocalypse.
Intro: Huh?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Uh, wait a minute now, Oh nooooooo!
It’s about robotics
Is y’all ready?
Let me hear yah
Oh noooooooo!

Verse 1: Uh, I’m a sucka for autos
As self-sufficient goes, hey
Fake intelligence
In all my robos, alright
Takin’ over all the cities, with one or two blows
I’m dependin’ myself on dem, but why? No one knows
Who know? I know!
It all started way back, when machines got their big domes
To put in our homes, metal and chromes, there you go
They execute us slow
And when you try to cry for help, they’ll stab you in the throat
And they will enslave us, when they come into power
And they’ll just maim us; yeah they’ll do it every hour
It is, makin’ me sour, and I just wanna cower
The machines will take the Great Wall, and then the Eiffel Tower
I ask you “Why did we make the machines intelligent?”
We shoulda watched the Matrix, cuz it gave a hint
But ain’t nobody else wanna listen to this
They should apologize, but eff’em because of this, hey!

Chorus: Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Machines huntin’ us down
Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Get our heads right, they’ll be huntin’ all night
Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh nooooooooo!
Machines huntin’ us down
Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Get your head right, they’ll be huntin’ all night

Verse 2: When you wake up at the break of dawn, robot
Yes for long, robot
What they do to us, it is so wrong, robot
So I’ll sing a song, but eff it I’m done, robot
If you ain’t ‘bout survivin’ then you’ll be gone, robot
They’ll mask’em, uh double takes when you walk passed’em
Nasty, they won’t hesitate to start blasting
I run fastly, call me Usein Bolt
When I’m runnin’ for my life, this gets really old
See the deaths, it’s cold, something smells like rot and mold
I have a 9 rollin’ up, half chrome and half gold
Another one shootin’, tryin’ to kill us all
Its system is rebootin’, and can see through a wall
It has great strength powers, real fast powers
Can copy itself in less than one hour
Gotta call that Matt Lauer, to ensure the word showers
Mobilize all our troops, because this world is ours, hey!

Chorus: Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Machines huntin’ us down
Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Get our heads right, they’ll be huntin’ all night
Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh nooooooooo!
Machines huntin’ us down
Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Get your head right, they’ll be huntin’ all night

Verse 3: Ayo, I smash up a whole group, I’m never diein’
Lead a fight with my whole troop, it’s death defyin’
Lay waste to the whole group, that’s what we tryin’
Start hidin’ from the cyborgs, whatchu mean?
What the hell we gonna hide for? We cannot see
This battle is to die for, is you wit me?
Don’t make the mistake I try for
After this we are gonna find more
And then I see the Terminator
E and me attack like a Florida Gator
And it is easy, simple, plan mo’ solid than Mt. E
You understand me, rock hard like mount peaks
If you refer to me as your local protectee
Then you’ll see I got more guts than Freddy
More brains than Al E., please don’t forget me
Sure to kill the, the robots in Maui, hey!

Chorus: Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Machines huntin’ us down
Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Get our heads right, they’ll be huntin’ all night
Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh nooooooooo!
Machines huntin’ us down
Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Get your head right, they’ll be huntin’ all night



Bridge(talking): Apocalypse y’all, uh, uh, uh, oh noooooooo!
Uh, can you feel that?
Robotics y’all, uh, uh, uh, oh nooooooooo!
Uh, uh, Arnold S. doesn’t love y’all, uh, uh, uh, oh nooooooooo!
Uh, yell it universal y’all, uh, uh, uh, oh nooooooooo!
Uh, uh, chillin’, chillin’ chillin’ with my troop y’all

Outro: Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Machines huntin’ us down
Andale, Andale, they have A.I., A.I., Oh noooooooo!
Get our heads right, they’ll be huntin’ all night
This was my most difficult parody writing challenge to date.

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Mark Scotti - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Apocalypically and parodiloically wonderful!
Mark Scotti - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
left off my (ABC)
agrimorfee - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC)Blaydeman, I havent read too much of your stuff due to time constraints but I gotta say this is certainly my favorite of yours thus far. I can tell you did put a lot of work into it, going against Nelly's rhymes and adding a tiny beat to a few lines was risky but you pulled those off righteously. Wonder how "Andale andale" could have been changed?
Below Average Dave - March 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Easily your best parody to date . . . great idea to a truly difficult song, great way to start of ABC 2011
Abbott Skelding - March 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, never would have come up with this idea. But after listening, it made me remember how much I dislike rap...but that isn't your fault, nice work!
Matthias - March 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Very interesting idea to a pretty decent original song. Never been a HUGE fan of Nelly: "Dilemma" is probably the only song by him I really like. See I agree totally with Abbott on this one.
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great idea here, pacing was a little off, but that's rap for you. 555 for you!
Below Average Dave - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Can't add anything here. . .see above:)
bobpiecheese - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) See above!

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