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Song Parodies -> "Salad In Here"

Original Song Title:

"Hot in Here"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Salad In Here"

Parody Written by:

NYCsFinest

The Lyrics

So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....
[Nelly]
I was like, good gracious gut is bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show patience
Shes Lookin for the right meal and she looks mean (you know)
yo, she choose the right time to go to Mc Iddys
Damm she eatin, Mc.Iddys N'
Taco bell, and fried Chicken.
Check it, her azz is so big it has four seasons
Winter, summer, spring not even
No deceivin, fatt up her sleeve, anint teasin
I need you to get up up on the tread mill
go get them diet pills. (oh)
Cuz u look like you about bust loose
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use
[Hook x2]
(I said)
bring a salad in here (salad!)
so u can fit in all ur clothes clothes
I am gettin so big, I wanna take my fatt off
[Nelly]
now you at the bar sittin on and poppin the bottles
Now it aint no fun, because you fuckin ate the models
I see you drivin, sportscar, and breaking the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it
Oh no, dropped the soda, now havin bitch fits
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game cuz baby I cant stand it
fat, nasty, and hot up in this joint
size 99, safe to call them bazookas at this point
when ur thinner baby you cant loose
you to damm fat, cant fit in Cancun
So take it off like your home alone
You know exercise in front your mirror while your on the phone
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "girl I think my gut gettin big"
[Hook x2]

(Nelly hang all out)
throw up a little bit blahh blahhhh
With a little bit a Gaah, Gaah
(ur belly just fell out)
throw up a little bit a blaaah, blaah
With a little bit a gaah, gaah
(get the fat all out)
With a little bit a gaaah, gaaah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah
[Nelly]
Stop placin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a treadmill basement (What?)
I put the food in the basin (Oh)
Unless you gon' do it
Extra, extra eh, she just broke her shoes
she so damm big she can orbit the Neptunes
Came back with somethin bigger than fittin in sasoons
Say she likes to think about shittin in restrooms
[Hook x4]
(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit of ah, ah
And a sprinkle of that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah
┬ęCopyright NYCsFinest 2005

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