-> "Popeye's"
Original Song Title:
"E.I."
Parody Song Title:
"Popeye's"
Parody Written by:
Studio 8
The Lyrics
welcome to popeyes may i take your order?
Uh.. uh uh uh uh
Uh.. wait a minute now
Uh, uh..
Can you hear me out there?
is y'all ready?
Let me hear ya
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[Trew]
I'ma sucka for soul food like mashed potatoes (hey)
mild not spicy cause it hot for my nose
Greasy Fried Chicken puts a stain on my clothes
And after I finish grab a bag to go
(Can i have that?) ? Hell no!
When I eat the dirty rice it leave me askin for mo
bring the price low at the sto', and there you go
The service never slow
And I always bring coupons+, cause baby I'm po
You say you like that, and I'm one car behind
For my chicken snack; I'm next in line
I eat it - time after time, popeyes on my mind
I eat a three piece dinner for just two 99
They ask me, "Who dat is, orderin this, talking quick?"
Somebody probably hungry wantin chicken and shit
But ain't nobody else got chicken like this
Should we go to KFC? fuck 'em, taste like shit, HEY!
Chorus: ????
Hungry Hungry, want some popeyes popeyes
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fried Chicken tonight
Hungry Hungry, want some popeyes popeyes
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! it tastes right, weeze there ery'night
[Trew]
the break of dawn, chicken
Money long, chicken
Pass up Taco Bell for that greasy fried, chicken
Chillin in the hood, but fuck it's good, chicken
If you ain't bout popeyes then best be gone, chicken
If you with me (uh) protest when you walk past KFC
, don't be eat there, poopoohead nasty
don't ask me, Mario Gord-on
for no food less it's popeyes station
See the fried chick-on, somethin smells amaz-on
I got a chick rollin up, half dark and white-an
Another one pag-in, tellin me to come home
and bring her chiken fingers cause she don't like the bone
I used to like churches, chicken; finger lickin
went there every day what the hell was I thinking
now Popeyes got the powers make me eat that shit for hours
Kicked the bitch up out my room thought the chicken was ours, MINE
Chorus
Finished off a whole bucket, hands are sticky
Gettin chicken out your teeth, can be tricky
Yoinkin biscuits out a ho's mouth, I ain't picky
Swich stores when they run out - whatchu mean?!
Only Popey's when I eat ouuuuuuut - come and get me
Get Spicy when it's cold ouuuuuuut - is you wit me?
I wanna pull some cole slaw out ouuuuuuut
eat the garbage that they throw ouuuuuuut
Get the combo with the lemonade
Eatin Popey's is better than getting laid
Wendy's- got frosty, but that ain't enough for me
You understand me, popeyes is yummy
If you compare it to your local KFC
Then you'll see it got more grease than Dr. D
No Chicken I'm hungry, stomach gets empty
lose weight like Louie, grow thinner than Doogie HEY!
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