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Song Parodies -> "Cold iN Here"

Original Song Title:

"Hot In Herre"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Cold iN Here"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Enjoy!
Cold in
So cold in here
So cold in, eh oh
Got a little bit of brr brr
And a little bit of rr rr
Got a little bit of brr brr
And a little bit of rr rr

It was like, good gracious, cold as a glacier
Snowy glaciers, tryin to get warmer
Better put on a coat before I go and freeze (its cold)
Snot's frozen in my nose, hope I don't sneeze
Snot is frozen, its so cold and, oh
Icicles come out when im sneezin
Feel like, Im locked in about four freezers
But its not so cold no ones wheezin'
Its not boiling, more like freezing, too much of the cold breezing;
Just go look at the thermometer
The temprature lower than 24
Its actually 20 degrees but it feels like negative five
Its been this cold all day now, its gonna be like this all afternoon
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
Its not hot, so why are you wearing sandals?
Please don't start a winter clothes scandal
Youre not in gym so whats with the jockstrap?
Wear a sweater, long pants , boots and cap
Its so freakin' cold its almost insipid
A bit better than being too humid
In here I fell like a snowman
Like Frosty or any other snowman
Whoa, freezin' it's cold up in this place
I fell like I just locked myself in the fridge
Ive almost got a frozen sandwich
In here its about too cold
Im freezing and Im freezing, and its gonna get old
Glad my nose isn't running like a glacier mold
I hope it doesn't get clogged
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
Mix a little bit a brr brr
With a little bit a rr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Give a little bit a brr brr
Wit' a little bit a rrr rrr
Make your nose clogged up
With a little bit of the rrr
And a sprinkle a that brr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Don't like it when it's cold cold
I hope it gets warm warm
Oh I feel like a glacier
Should lock you in the big freezer? (What?)
I'm just kiddin' doggone it (Oh)
Unless wanna do it
Extra, extra, spread the news
Its gonna get warmer in the future I hope soon
If its doesn't then we're totally screwed
Get the darn heater out of the bathroom
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
Mix a little bit a brr brr
With a little bit a rr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Give a little bit a brr brr
Wit' a little bit a rrr rrr
Make your nose clogged up
With a little bit of the rrr
And a sprinkle a that brr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Don't like it when it's cold cold
I hope it gets warm warm
COLD!


2004 Jack Wilson

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Frankie - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
That was horribly stupid.
nicky - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
hey frankie that was funny and you're the one who is horribly stupid
Jack Wilson - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks nicky and Frankie( no it wasnt that stupid)
stevo - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
how do i get this song please email me at www.killerste2005@msn.com pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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