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Song Parodies -> "Run Wit Me"

Original Song Title:

"Ride Wit Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Run Wit Me"

Parody Written by:

Trippa R Man

The Lyrics

About cross country.
Where they at (8X)

[Chorus]
If you wanna go and take a run wit me
We practice everyday fo' that cross country
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, we run funny!)

If you wanna go and get runner's high wit me
When you need some LSD
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, we look funny!)

[Verse 1]
In the rich on the late night, feelin right
Lookin tryin to run somethin real nice
Trying to get it done so that I can go home (I can go home)
We can run mean (run mean) wit an attitude
or making fun of Brad bein' kinda snotty actin real rude
But as long as you a thin thin thin runna you know that it's on (Know that it's on)
I here something coming on the meadow floor
Hair, and walkin' slow (hey)
It's a rabbit and we should get it on video
So when Bob, can we go; how could I have seen the rabbit's shadow?
Its measurements were 6-2-4
If you run, you probably don't brush your hair
And you take off the shirts you wear
We should run in Canada, it's too hot here
And I can hockey leagues havin fun there
We run without a care

[Chorus]
If you wanna go and take a run wit me
We practice everyday fo' that cross country
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, we run funny!)

If you wanna go and get runner's high wit me
When you need some LSD
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, we look funny!)


[Verse 2]
Face and body front and back, don't know how to act
I grew out of my Nike's, what an impact
Trying not to react, new shoes worse than plastic
when the sky's the limit and them Vikings can't get past that
Watch me as I run that, fo' ta eleven range
Watch the weather change, everyone thinks I'm strange
It feel straine now
Makin a athelete off my brain, instead of pain now
I got the title from Pearson, he helped me better
Put the whip in my own name now
My body done changed now
Liftin' weights with no shame now
I'm the captain now (come on), I can't complain now (no more)
Shoot I'm the mayne now, in and out my own town
I'm still complimented out of WLC, from runnas I left sadly
Tellin me about a race up in Wixom City
And can I make it? Darn right, I need some sleep tonight
Payin cash; 4-mile pass - runnin next to Central, first mile; alright

[Chorus 2X]
If you wanna go and take a run wit me
We practice everyday fo' that cross country
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, we run funny!)

If you wanna go and get runner's high wit me
When you need some LSD
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, we look funny!)


[Verse 3]
Check, check -- yo, I know somethin you don't know
And I got somethin to tell ya
You won't believe how many people, straight doubted the flow
Most said that I was a failure
Now I need to tell you bout tha rest of us
Best team ever!
Running what they must
"Hey Bob, what do today?"
We're gonna run forever

[Verse 4]
Now there's Brad
Mr. Bite-Size, runs so much
Makes me glad
Now Josh, he's new and cool
He can sprint faster than you
And without our man Ryan
The team would be sad and cryin'
Dominic
Weird guy
Makes us sick
He hits on guys
Makes ya think if he has a...
Ashley, Sara, Andy, to the Dan
And even the Mouse who brought us a hand
Hard workin' freshies who ran
Can't forget about Jason, Charlie, Dave, and Pat
Used to try
Then sprit fell flat
Also there's Cassie and Lauren who went to States
Even though it was without the rest of the cross country mates
And the coolest runner of them all
The one I got to kiss in the hall
Her name is Melissa
And she is the one who walks and will never fall
Let's go!

[Chorus 2X]
If you wanna go and take a run wit me
We practice everyday fo' that cross country
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, we run funny!)

If you wanna go and get runner's high wit me
When you need some LSD
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, we look funny!)

Hey, we run funny!
Hey, we look funny!
Hey, we run funny!
Hey, we look funny!

[Chorus]
If you wanna go and take a run wit me
We practice everyday fo' that cross country
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, we run funny!)

If you wanna go and get runner's high wit me
When you need some LSD
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, we look funny!)

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Ethan Mawyer - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
in case anyone was wondering LSD is long slow distance (at least thats what it was for my in HS cross country)
Jayson - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I did a parody of "Ride Wit Me" too. Your parody wasn't really funny and it didn't flow right. Come on man, you can do better than that. Just take your time. That's what I did. Check out my parody: http://homepage.mac.com/ justspaztik
Nick Zeman - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Finally I have found someone who is in my league. I thought it was great being I am using LSD to help promote a lot of my songs. I have done 6 of them. The thing is running is a subject that is NOT naturally catchy and to have any chance of it being wirth looking at you have to sugarcoat it with terms like LSD. It is good to know I am not the only runner out there promoting this. A 555 to you.

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