Chorus:
mmm I'm goin' down down Brady
Your street in a station wagon
Cough cough Brady
Carol's been hackin'
Cindy Cindy Marcia what
Listen to Jan pout
throw a football at her nose
and make her cry right now

You can find Pete mowing the astroturf lawn
Mike wearing a thong
Greg eating a ding dong
Tiger's out back
Alice jumping in her potato sack
Marcia's crying cuz
she found some fuzz
on a shirt that Alice washed so now we're

chorus:
goin' down down Brady
Your street in a station wagon
Cough cough Brady
Carol's been hackin'
Cindy Cindy Marcia what
Listen to Jan pout
Throw a football at her nose