Cold in...
So cold in heerre...
So cold in...

Uh oh
Oh yeah I'm living in an igloo
(Uh) I'm so freezing don't know what to do
Fishing in the middle of a frozen lake (you know)
Why does it snow a lot for heaven sake?
Then um I'm freezin best believin (oh)
Me and my pet penguin
A polar bear is tryin to eat me
So cold it will freeze my pee and
A blizzard comes every day now
Don't know how
It sucks to be an eskimo (oh)
I'm getting sick of all this snow (oh)
There's no malls or KFC
and it's -3 degrees (uh uh)
And that snow is gettin high
Yeah I love eskimo pies

I said
It's gettin cold in herre (say what)
So put on all your clothes (oh)
(Hey you eskimo, put on all of your clothes)
Oh, the temperature is low (say what)
I think it's gonna snow (oh)
(Hey you eskimo, put on all of your clothes)
Wanna move to L.A.

Take a look and my brand new igloo
It's the best in Alaska you know it's true
But theres a polar bear maulin me
It already got my penguin I named him Steve
You won't believe it
There was an avalanche and
Then a blizzard wrecked my igloo
It's so freezing my weiners gonna fall off
It's so bad I'll get frost bite
A seal tried to jump me
Then I killed him and I ate him
It's real cold and baby I can't lie
You're stupid if you go outside
My parka keeps me nice and warm
Aw great here comes another storm
But I guess it ain't that bad
Like hey, I think that snow mans big

Oh
(Chorus)

Oh, some warmer weather
Would be good I can try on my speedo
(What?)
I'm just kidding you know that
(Oh)
I don't have a speedo
Watch out for those polar bears
And those walrus' will beat you up
Looks like a blizzard is coming soon
Better get a parka on before you're doomed

Oh
(Chorus)