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Song Parodies -> "I.E."

Original Song Title:

"E.I."

Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"I.E."

Parody Written by:

Brian Stivers

The Lyrics

I'm a sucka for pop-tarts
and shoes at wal-mart
I can't afford a car
so I use a pickle jar
My ghetto pimp flows
is for all DA foos wearing panty hoes
whose poor?
I'm poor
I love it when you throw me all yo pennies on the floor
then throw me out the door
But when I start cryin'
you better throw me some more.
I gots no doe
If you me food I'll wash your car window
But you only gave me silverware
so I traded it in at the salvation army for some used underwear
No matters if it's used, I don't care
I ask you who that is? Clownin' on the white flows
because if I catch you I'll take your clothes
and nobody else dropin' flows like this
Because I'm a gangsta straight out of Connecticut

(Chorus)
I'm so poor I'm so poor momma save me save me
I'm broke!
No thugs ever jump me at night
I'm so poor I'm so poor momma save me save me
I'm broke!
Mickey D's don't pay me!(2x)

I be countin' pennies in a jar (slacker)
beg for money in front a bar (slacker)
some say I'm rich, but to bad I'm poor (slacker)
If I see you on the street I'll snatch your cloths (slacker)
I'm poor (uh) can you please support me?
I got's no cash, can you please help me
I+am+da+most+pop+u+lar+bum
If you gots money please give me some
I like the scented Cray-on, because it taste ama-zon
I may look white, but IM half Asian (Brian says this)
I like to eat pigeons, and Billy goats
and the lint in the pockets of your coat
I need some, money got no ,money
so I beg for some every single hour
I never took a shower, so I smell real sour
Every night for dinner I eat yellow flowers

(Chorus)

welfare don't support meeee, I'm real poor
all the cloths I have were for free, really dirty
My only entertainment is the stars, the ground is sticky
If I see you on the streets I'll eat your candy bar
No money
I go to the music store
and knock right on the door
take one of the guitars
and go where ever you are
then I play my little instrument
hoping that you give me a couple of cents
if you don't
then I'll go to your house and eat your pet
If I had a free shopping spree
I'll eat the parrot in aisle "d"
Use the toilet paper in aisle"g"
the ring on my pinkie is my only bling bling

(chorus)

I'm poor y'all uh uh
I'm broooke
can you give me food?
or clothes uh uh
I'm broooke
I need some doe y'all uh uh
I'm broooke
give me something y'all uh uh
I'm broooke
How bout some chicken cones uh uh

(chorus till fade

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