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Song Parodies -> "Air Force Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Air Force Ones"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Air Force Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Paniccia

The Lyrics

Ummm, i made this at 3 in the morning lol
"Air Force Ones"

[Intro]
We Suck.. We Suck.. We Suck

[Chorus]
I get me tu-mers
(cause) I get tu-mers
Gettin' Headaches from those air force ones
(We Suck) God i hate those air force ones

[Nelly]
I like the all white high tops with gum on the bottom
(We Suck) they were a dollar and dirty thats why I got em
(We Suck) I leave um strapped cuz the laces are gone out em
(We Suck) I ran out of food stamps after i bought um

[Kyjuan]
we like lime green Kool-Aid and kiwi
(We Suck) you couldn't get this flavor if you had a dime or three
(We Suck) you now I like the welfare
and thats just not fair
(We Suck) yea my force ones in tip top
(Me) from the thrift shop, (We Suck)

[Ali]
I like the 2 dollar pants i want dem
(We Suck) imitation leather pin stripe you should see how I do the hems
(We Suck) size twelve with the velcrow
white cuz thats always right
(We Suck) so i can see at night
thats why i bought (don't get me)the matching cap(Big boy)

[Murphy Lee]
Don't get me wrong man
Murphy lee's a dumb man
(We Suck) cuz if the stamps are in the mail you should have some man
(We Suck) you can not sit up and tell me that you have none man
(We Suck) you may not have cash or check but u got some stamps man(We Suck)

[Chorus x2]

[Murphy Lee]
We up in Salvation I'm looking like I need those
(We Suck) ten in a half to leave room incase i grow
(We Suck) I can tell she she has kankles
(We Suck) cuz shes just runnin like some ones givin out samples
(We Suck) I said excuse me miss I only wanna buy shoes
(We Suck) she said Their 3.50 a pair, you cant lose
(We Suck) I said the white sounds nice, but the price
(We Suck) is a little to high(yo)
(yo) "SNATCH AND RUN" (We Suck)

[Ali]
I like them dirty, dirty you know what i mean
(We Suck) they came that way thats why they were free
(We Suck) I like em baggy with holey socks
lows, mids and high tops, (big boy) Whatever They have
But this time they are mad old
(We Suck) but when I them old(blhhha) in the house I'm a flow
(We Suck) then its back to the purpose with em and holes in the toe
(We Suck) then I'm out of dough thats why im lifting them yo
(We Suck) on dem rebok old school with the r before the o (big boy)

[Kyjuan]
O.. k li, I treat my shoe like my station wagon
(We Suck) rusted, dirty, and wood on the side
(We Suck) spray paint on dem shoes
and the laces too
(We Suck) since I put a tissue in the sole now I got a wider shoe
(We Suck) you see the gas pedal prin when I drive in them
(We Suck), (Kyjuan, were you getting dem shoes, are you stealin them)
(We Suck) ten is my size in dem
so i buy eleven
(We Suck) aint no point in tryin these on
You know I'm boostin dem (We Suck)

[Nelly]
Now no racial shit goin on here just, whites on whites
(We Suck) paid three quarters for them lows they all tight
(We Suck) the only problem they are as dark as night
(We Suck) and theyre so padded they boost up my height
(We Suck) whats my basis? The cheap look upon their faces
(We Suck) this kids outrageous hes byein them by the cases
(We Suck) cuz once I find um I gut um and cop the laces
(We Suck) they all purpose ya heard me kinda like my datin
[Chorus x2]

[Kyjuan]
I wore spurs at first now Im haten them
(We Suck) damn, the cops are comin, so I write my name on them
(We Suck) these Chucky T ones, you gotta pay for them
(We Suck) I had lil dough so I spent it on cake instead(big boy)

[Murphy Lee]
Look I'm tryin to save up for one minute made
(We Suck) 3 years on lay-away i should have it by 2010
(We Suck) house and all
(Wow) fish bowl in the hall
(We Suck), (I got some food stamps) security buyin juice and all (big boy)

[Nelly]
Now some time I steal them free some time I just pay
(We Suck) walk in the mall and people think that I'm gay
(We Suck) so instead I go to Broadway for a play
(We Suck) the men in black and (yo)
and one of those other movies (check), (We Suck)

[Ali]
Now in the mail box were I hide mine (hide mine)
You should find mine (We Suck), (find mine)
Maybe once or twice but never three times
(We Suck) I'm just strung out rasta
I love ziti and shell pasta
(We Suck) but cant nothin compare to a fresh crispy cheese curl(We Suck)

[Chorus x2]

We Suck.. We Suck.. We Suck
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Mark Zara - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
"(We Suck) I can tell she she has kankles (We Suck) cuz shes just runnin like some ones givin out samples" That's my favorite part... your parody's really funny, and probably could have been better if you took more time and it didn't make it at 3, lol...
DatgurlRika - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!. Sike naw it was aiight. I dont know whatchu tryna say with the food stamps part but...whatever....
bk - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
that iz crakin up cuz that song got wore out cuz they b playin it 2 much
amber - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
THIS SUCKS BIG TIME BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B.B.P - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah im not feelin this cause you sound kinda racist in this song and thats not cool my man
Jill - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
wayyy too funny i've gotta say it's the first good one i've seen yet
btheg@yahoo.com - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
your flow is wack you just mad because you bought some fake ones without a strap, I hope your style is not as bad as the way you rap because if it is you have no girls now thats a fact, i hope you dont diss air force ones anymore so then were straight and if you buy them with food stamps guess what there fake. Holla back B the G
chris - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment
bp your flow is tight
Big Cracker - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I dont know if he is white, but I KNOW what race you are. your poor spelling, and obvious racists comments only can come from one community. The race that scream the most and calls everyone else a racist. i dont like this song one bit. As far as those dumb shoes go, they, like most go on your feet, and who cares what they say on them. If you think he is a racist, try making your point in english, and a civil tone and tongue, instead of blasting off a ghetto tone and proving your a worse racist.
Balla - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Yo, Check it am not white am not indain but check this when air forces were not popular they were 50$ so take it easy on that guy ::Ezey::
boop - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
that is the funnyist thing i have heard about that song. but u could have changed the WE SUCK thing it got annoying after a wile. over all i liked it rock on \m/
shorty pebbels - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
hey that song waz whack cus fa real u iz racist cracka!!!
Jen - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoever wrote this is madd gay wtf are u on?
dan - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
af1 r tite wtf u talkin bout but i gotsta admit da song waz tite
Gemini - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
:Quote: Big Cracker: I dont know if he is white, but I KNOW what race you are. your poor spelling, and obvious racists comments only can come from one community. The race that scream the most and calls everyone else a racist. i dont like this song one bit. As far as those dumb shoes go, they, like most go on your feet, and who cares what they say on them. If you think he is a racist, try making your point in english, and a civil tone and tongue, instead of blasting off a ghetto tone and proving your a worse racist. So you dont like the shoes, so what? Don't like them then don't pay for them. Everyone has there on likes and dislikes if we didn't then the world would be a pretty messed up place. There, I've done it for him.
TINA SANCHEZ - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
IT JUST PERFECT, DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sight - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
well i thougth that the f**king song was alright but i got my air force ones in all kind. so keepm it but and willsee if my rap inis better then yourrrsss. check it out
mc budder - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
why don't ya'll read my air force parody
Lawrence MccLendon - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Yhis Song Is very Tight.
lil booty - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
dat song was wack.homie just made cuz he aint got no money to buy sum air force 1's so he had to hate on them. homes dont be hatin!!!haha
Marisa - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
See now all these racist comments are completely unneccesary. There is not a single race on this planet that is better than the other. So just calm all of that non-sense down because you are really and truly making yourself look like a jackass.
Nelly - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO THAT WAS HILARIOUS
Air Force Chick - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
what the hell?!?!? that was possible the stupidist and most immature thing i'v ever read. see, some of us are in the airforce (as in me and my friends) and don't appriciate things like this. just thought i'd let you know....oh, one thing-u must be a navy fan....
a real nigga - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
i got a parody for u "you dont wanna be dead on the streets mouth full of skeet like u just suck on his meat" yeah nigga i be droppin some mad beats the only reason u be hatin on forces is cuz u buy stuff wit food stamps and mad you cant afford the real forces just the fake ones with no strap.And they dont even sell forces in thrift stores so stop fuckin up hot rhymes
Air Force Chick - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen, a real nigga!
that sucked - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
that was the gayest thing i saw since....i dont even know thats how gay it was p.s dont dis tha air forces queer
Luv Sucks - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
hey, they defend our country for you, right?!?! I don't see you getting off your ass and protecting the country. Those jets you see? they aren't as easy as it looks to fly. see, if it weren't for us, you'd be lying in a pile of shit dead.
mc budder - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm still waitin for you all to read my air force parody, it's funnier.
Jeremy Green - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
2 bk he tryin to say black people always buying shoes and we dont have any money how would he know if hes WHITE!!!!!!!
william - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Quit hatin on them just cause they got some nice forces. I have a pair.

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