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Song Parodies -> "Cold Outside"

Original Song Title:

"Hot In Here"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Outside"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

It's cold. . .
So cold outside. . .
So cold out. . .

It was like, lord jesus I cannot believe this
Frostbite, man it was freezin'
Talkin' outside and you can see me breathin' (ya know)
White gold on the grounds is what I'm seein'
Heading to Frankenmuth going sledding
Me and my friends where we're heading
Check it out, bought my first new snowboard at Meijers
Sign up, it said, lots for hire
But they pay minimum wage I have no desire
I need to get in the house for more clothes
This light jacket not working for
'Cause I need something that will keep me warm
The weather today is suppose to be a winter storm

[Hook x2]
(I said)
It's getting cold outside
Better put on more clothes

I am getting so cold, I wanna put on more clothes

Why you out here if you cannot handle the cold
This is not Florida and yes we do get mad snow
I see kids playing, makin' snowmen, building snow forts
And I be down, always helping out, makin' roofs with boards
Get out of the way, 'cause you might just get hit
Told ya, move it, time to start it
Snowball for a snowball, hit me I got you
I don't play fair baby face turn blue
Smash, it's time for a white wash
Fell on down, it's a shivering ass
Stay down and make a snow angel
Move your hands and feet in different angles
Now get up to see what you made
It's your first masterpeice I gotta congratulate
Moving your fingers and tellin your best friend
like "man I think am getting a frostbite"

[Hook x2]

(Wolve hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Wolve just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Wolve hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Wolve just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah

Stop complaining
It's been only thirty what we been facin
One winter, can you take it
Unless you gonna leave it
Extra, extra, thought I told ya
Wolve took a trip from the Nasty to California
Come back we me to see what we're all about
Tried to leave this place but there's no way out

[Hook x4)

(Wolve hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Wolve just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Wolve hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Wolve just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah

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Pacing: 3.1
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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 15

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