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Song Parodies -> "Quints"

Original Song Title:

"Cool"

Original Performer:

Naturally 7

Parody Song Title:

"Quints"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

a father describes what it's like to have five babies at one time.
Intro: Quints!
Now I got Quints!

Verse 1: Walk in the room and
Yeah, I’m their dad
I’m getting mad, I’m getting sad
And I got nothing to add (that’s right)
My kids all fight
They ain’t the silent type
When I sleep, they start to weep
Plus their diapers smell ripe!
Now that’s my Q-U-I-N-T-S yes!

Chorus: Quints! Five babies were conceived
They call that quints you see
Quints! Five times the work received
That’s work that sucks to me
Quints! Smell B-A-D indeed
Just understand me!
Q-U-I-N-T-S yes! Quints!

Verse 2: You can’t imagine the smells they be delting
Smells like a sewer, like a toilet
Think that my face is melting! (Now that’s gross)
Slide through the door (Woo!)
And the gas hits like a brick
When I change, I’m in their range
Must get out of there quick
Now that’s my Q-U-I-N-T-S yes!

Chorus: Quints! Five babies were conceived
They call that quints you see
Quints! Five times the work received
That’s work that sucks to me
Quints! Smell B-A-D indeed
Just understand me!
Q-U-I-N-T-S yes!
You know I got Quints!

Bridge: All night, all day (Quints!)
One constantly cries all throughout the day (Quints!)
All day, all night (deprived)
Q-U-I-N-T-S yes!

Verse 3: See I got quints
Just go count five babies
And I’m watchin’ and guardin’ against choking and Rabies
And you thinkin’ they cute
Cuz Mommy dress’em in booties
And light pink jogging suits
Makin’ my boys look all fruity
But that is what she’s like
I can’t argue with her at all
But even through all that
I will catch’em when they fall
So understand, quints was not what I planned
But they’re here, so I gotta do best I can
And that’s cool but I know that this is gon’ be hard
But we have got a mountain of diapers in our backyard

Chorus: Quints! Five babies were conceived
They call that quints you see
Quints! Five times the work received
That’s work that sucks to me
Quints! Smell B-A-D indeed
Just understand me!
Q-U-I-N-T-S yes!

Verse 4: I’m at my wits end, It’s unbearable, I
Work three jobs baby
Just to keep their butts dry
Gibberish always, always follows a cry
Gerber’s stacked just as high as sky
Burps and vomit on the shirt that I just washed
Better start cleanin’ with some Tide
Mounting cleaning costs
Malevolent seeming, always want something more, right?
Don’t get any sleep at all in the night
My man Roger said, “Do it tonight!”
So we did it that night, and it gave us a plight
The Doc said, “Got sextuplets in sight”
Then we heard and we winced
We already got quints!

Chorus: Quints! Five babies were conceived
They call that quints you see
Quints! Five times the work received
That’s work that sucks to me
Quints! Smell B-A-D indeed
Just understand me!
Q-U-I-N-T-S yes!
You know I got quints!

Bridge: All night, all day (Quints!)
One constantly cries all throughout the day (Quints!)
All day, all night (deprived)
Q-U-I-N-T-S yes!
You know I got quints!

Outro: Five babies were conceived
(I’m so screwed!)
Five times the work received
(What to do?)
Smell B-A-D indeed
(One bad mood)
Q-U-I-N-T-S yes!
Quints!
July 10, 2011 Please RATE and COMMENT :)!

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Old Man Ribber - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Blayde - Definirely "Fives"! ;D
Abbott Skelding - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work! Never heard the OS before but you matched it really well.
Mark Scotti - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) it also gets you a Quints of votes..LOL
Max Power - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Cheaper by slightly less than a half a dozen.
bobpiecheese - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) It'll get worse than five kids: having five teenagers to deal with. My parents had enough trouble with the four of us =D Great parody B-Man, 555!
Agrimorfee - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Never heard this OS before, never would have thought of this topic against it! You broke against the rhyme scheme beautifully, paced those tricky rap verses sweetly, and man...do you have children yet? You hit a lot of the issues I've gone through with just ONE SON. Nice job.
D-Mon - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm sure when you babysat me, it probably felt like you were taking care of five babies HA! JK! But not really... Great job!
Below Average Dave - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Quints felt weird for me (I know what you mean, but used in place of Quintuplets which obviously doesn't fit just seems odd to my ears) but it was a really good parody. Reminds me of my own I Was Drunk Late One Night Now I'm Daddy (and you even put a recurring line B-A-D. . .about smell of course--but still)
Matthias - July 31, 2011 - Report this comment
I never heard of this original song before or even this original band. You really do find new songs that nobody has heard of and that's really cool. I loved the topic but it could be a lot worse. It could be the father of Octomom.

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