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Song Parodies -> "Take A Bath"

Original Song Title:

"Shake It Fast"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mystikal

Parody Song Title:

"Take A Bath"

Parody Written by:

Alani

The Lyrics

Take a bath
And wash ya self
Take a bath
Soap and water--washin’ it

Take a bath
And wash ya self
Take a bath

I wish you came here with some soap in ya hand
Don't make me suffer the smell of yo ass-ets,
Be cool
I don't worry 'bout how you reakin’ till I'm speakin’' when I breathe it
'Cuz stink is what you do
You smell offensive my nose on the defense
Stankier than a full-grown and road-killed skunk
Bruh better deal wit ya funk
Don’t bring funk to me and you won't
Use deodorant you won’t

And a dollar for dat shower
You think I'm trippin', ya armpits trippin'
It’s my treat if you got bodywash for yo iceberg
"Wash this here" cause it's doin’ somethin' to me
Hope this indecent proposal make you soap it up for me
Forget cologne, yo, you need soapin’
Go get some toothpaste and a toothbrush I’m hopin’
Oh my nose, this brother 'bout hurtin' it
Rinse all over, convince me you washin’ it

Take a bath
And wash ya self
Take a bath
Soap and water--washin’ it

Attention all y'all noses and eyes
right here ain’t the place to be
I shoulda told y'all dudes before
That smell gon’ mess wit me
Now, don’t wash just with water, no
No sir, 'cuz that won't pass
But if you got soap and a washcloth too
then, homie, go take a bath

Take a bath
And wash ya self
Take a bath
Soap and water--washin’ it

Take a bath
And wash ya self
Take a bath
Soap and water--washin’ it

I'm here' with the fresh’ner like Aiyaaa!
Chocolate and bowlegged, runnin' up behind ya
Go 'head, soap down, washin’ on the hour
Yo, don't lie, you know you wanna go take a shower
Man don’t you wanna get under that water right there
Soap and water, y’all gon have a good time over there
You better swish a rag on basically all this
You gotta scrub all the way over to wash off this
Handle your business, 'cuz you know you need it way better
You're dead wrong
So if you totin' by and bros make faces when you pass by
get off the dance floor yo,
'Cuz that’s your funk
That’s your pits,
Don't be scured
To wash ya stank pits
You don’t mind you smell like swine
Brother, meet Dove soap so lovely
Raise it up, show yo washcloth scrubbin’, rubbin'
Wash all over, soap and water—washin’ it

Attention all y'all noses and eyes
right here ain’t the place to be
I shoulda told y'all dudes before
That smell gon’ mess wit me
Now, don’t wash just with water, no
No sir, 'cuz that won't pass
But if you got soap and a washcloth too
then, homie, go take a bath

Take a bath
And wash ya self
Take a bath
Soap and water--washin’ it

Take a bath
And wash ya self
Take a bath
Soap and water--washin’ it

My eyes cryin' homie
I can’t take all that
Got a job for you
A shower or bath will pass
Break out some Axe
Or ya brotha’s Bod
Do somethin'
If he ask you what you doin'
Say, "Ooh, nuttin' "
Now you been washin' for the past 2 somethin'
...good scrubbin'
You can wash ya bottom until that thang is clean
You don’t wash we gon’ die
So don't act like you can't be washin' that thang up
Nip it in the bud
That's what you got soap fo'
Rubbin’, scrubbin’, I am more than relieved
Homie working that soap with no sick days no leave
Now, I see that we gon’ have to go to a calm corner for the soap and you
Don't worry 'bout who's lookin'
Just keep doin' what you do
Brother like me gon get to work before I smell the mess
Wash all over
Soap and water—washin’ it

Attention all y'all noses and eyes
right here ain’t the place to be
I shoulda told y'all dudes before
That smell gon’ mess wit me
Now, don’t wash just with water, no
No sir, 'cuz that won't pass
But if you got soap and a washcloth too
then, homie, go take a bath

Take a bath
And wash ya self
Take a bath
Soap and water--washin’ it

Take a bath
And wash ya self
Take a bath
Soap and water--washin’ it

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