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Song Parodies -> "Hey Lena (Lysol or perfume)"

Original Song Title:

"Helena"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Lena (Lysol or perfume)"

Parody Written by:

Shing Kazama

The Lyrics

A parody song of farting women...Hehe, nothing much (no offense, this is a parody section)
Long ago
Just when you fart you tried to repeat again
We ran so far from you

Farting on
In front of us you tried to exterminate
The lives of everyone you know

And what's the worst to take
From every fart you make
And like the air you stained
I'm suffocating on tonight

What's the worst that I can take
Things are better if I spray
Lysol or perfume
Lysol or perfume

Came a time
When in a grand ball caused you to fart again
We are the victims of your smoke
And what's the worst to take
From every fart you make
And like the air you stained
Well I've been on the floor all night

What's the worst that I can take
Things are better if I spray
Lysol or perfume
Lysol or perfume
Well if you carry on this way
Things are better if I spray
Lysol or perfume
Lysol or perfume

Can you hear me
Are you near me
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again when both are farts collide

What's the worst that I can't fake
Things are better if I spray
Lysol or perfume
Lysol or perfume
Well if you carry on this way
Things are better if I spray
Lysol or perfume
Lysol or perfume

This is a complete nonesense of whatever is entering my mind, though I love the song . P.S. I'd rather prefer perfume than lysol

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