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Song Parodies -> "Teenagers"

Original Song Title:

"Teenagers"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Teenagers"

Parody Written by:

Sam Montgomery

The Lyrics

This wouldve been the lyrics if i originally wrote the song. same idea, but from the perspective of a teenage who is a loser,but more mature and gets harrassed by her fellow peers and observes their displeasing behavior.
They're gonna sleeze up your looks
With all the laws of the crooks
To make a crimianl out of you
Because their all about fun
And there will be no where to run
once they seen all the things you do

Because those hugs never work
They're gonna call you a jerk
And they got methods of making a scene
I oughta rip off their heads,
Their repuations in shreds
Another c**k in a virgin machine

I say well teenagers dare to beat the shit out of me
They can depress even their worst enemy
So plug up your nose, and keep your valubles close
Well you could be the adult but not me


Those boys and girls with chick
whose always longing for d**k
You're never gonna get f***ED much kid
But if your hands up my skirt
well then what good could it hurt
Ill make you say all the things that you did

I say well teenagers dare to beat the shit out of me
They can depress even their worst enemy
So plug up your nose and keep your valubles close
Well you could be the adult but not me

Ohhh yeah!

I say well teenagers dare to beat the shit out of me
They can depress even their worst enemy
So plug up your nose and keep your valubles close
Well you could be the adult but not me

All together now!

I say well teenagers dare to beat the shit out of me
They can depress even their worst enemy
So plug up your nose and keep your valubles close
Well you could be the adult but not me
Pretty graphic I know but if you were talking about teenagers really, there is a lot of sex involved in their lives (sorry if any took offence)

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