Song Parodies -> P. Rangers

Original Song Title:	"Teenagers"
Original Performer:	My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:	"P. Rangers"
Parody Written by:	DJ Blaze

What if the Power Rangers turned to the side of evil? Here's what it would be like.

They had their heroic looks
But now they're just downright crooks
When they attacked me, I had no clue
When they assault you with guns
You'll know that this isn't fun
Wait till you see all the crimes they do

They used to defend the land
But now they've shocked all the fans
When they declared that they're no longer clean
Think I should shoot off their heads?
They've ripped the kids' dreams to shreds
You think it's funny? I think it's just mean!
Bad Sentai!

P. Rangers beat the living crap out of me
I could care less if they would fight villainy
They darkened their shows, no longer do their old pose
They used to defend our world, they're now mean!

The boys and girls think it's sick
I think that Bush did the trick
The rangers assaulted all the kids
But when you're troubled and hurt
They'll never help you, those jerks
We'll never praise all the things that they did!
Bad Sentai!

P. Rangers beat the living crap out of me
I could care less if they would fight villainy
They darkened their shows, no longer do their old pose
They used to defend our world, they're now mean!
Wooooaaaah no!!!

(Guitar solo)

Let's fight back!

P. Rangers beat the living crap out of me
Let's treat them like they treat our economy!
Our guns shall we load, soon they will be dead and bloat
Teach them to never do wrong, just like me!
All together now!

P. Rangers now are back to their older things
Beating up criminals the way it should be
They darkened their shows, but we know that was just gross
They know to never do wrong, thanks to me!
One moooooore!!!!!!!!!

P. Rangers now are back to their older things
Beating up criminals the way it should be
They darkened their shows, but we know that was just gross
They know to never do wrong, thanks to me!

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Andria - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

I was never a big fan of "Power Rangers", preferring "Friends", "Seinfeld" and "3rd Rock From the Sun" to kiddie shows in the 90s before I was a legal adult, but your parody was great. Check your other parody today for a comment from me regarding my impending temporary retirement brought on by moving and not having internet access for a while. 5s to you, DJ Blaze!

DJ Blaze - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andria! I was never the biggest Power Rangers fan either, but for some reason I like it now. I responded to your comment about the move. Too bad, my friend... :[

Christie Marie M - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Power Ranger are classic! Really enjoyed them every Saturday morning during my junior high/high school years! God forbid if the Power Rangers turned towards the dark side! 5's! To Andria: I'm going to miss you terribly when you move and not having internet access for awhile! :( I've really enjoyed your parodies and comments! You're one of my best friends on AmIRight.

DJ Blaze - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Christie! I agree with you: Andria (and you for that matter) are my best friends on AmIRight. I also consider myself friends with Silver Power, Mark Scotti, Guy DiRito, and B.A.Dave. Sorry if I left out anyone.

Tommy Turtle - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could have kicked P. Ranger butts with one flipper tied behind their backs. :) Too bad the Power Dangers in today's Gov are still robbing us. Vote: 1 from each ninja turtle and 1 from this still rather mutant one = Five.

DJ Blaze - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, TT! I am a fan of the Ninja Turtles as well.

Mark Scotti - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment

My oldest son grew up with them. Can't believe they're still going strong! 555 parts of a meglamegazord!!!!

DJ Blaze - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Mark! BTW, this is my ABC-P entry. And thanks for voting me 2 points in SOTM.

Silver Power - August 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice parody, I like the OS. 5s

DJ Blaze - August 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, SP! I like the OS too, as well as other MCR songs.

Timmy1000 - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC P) I liked the concept and fits well to the OS. Well done.

DJ Blaze - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Timmy1K!

Agrimorfee - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Not a great laughgetter personally, but a quick swipe at Geoerge Bush makes it good enough for a 555 I'd say.

DJ Blaze - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Agri!

Guy - September 13, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC05P)

Caleb - You know what they say - absolute power corrupts absolutely. And this one has been absoulutely well done.

DJ Blaze - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Guy!

Stuart McArthur - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC) a bit of repetition, which doesn't go well in contest parodies, but I liked the title sub a lot. I don't know enough about the Ranbgers to get some of the references, but a good fit to the OS - 555

mark Scotti - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC) Great effort, DJ!

DJ Blaze - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks to Stuart and Mark!

Abbott Skelding - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment

ABC: Pretty good job. I like the title change, but I'm not a huge PR fan to really appreciate this song. Good job though!

bobpiecheese - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC5) Never seen Power Rangers, but it didn't seem like I needed to. Great parody here, all it needs is a bit more variation in the choruses and some odd sentence structure tweaked. 555!

Leo Keough - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment

ABC5(P) As I read this, I equated the Power Rangers in the parody with corrupt politicians who abuse their powers...Assuming that's what you intended, it was a truly inspired idea!!!...I would have ranked this higher in the competition were it not for the repetition...555!!!

DJ Blaze - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks to Abbott, Bob, and Leo! I tried turning the Power Rangers, guardians of justice, into corrupt political tyrants in this one, but we all know how that turns out....

Melanie Lee - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC) Never heard the OS before, enjoyed it, enjoyed your parody. Go Go Power Rangers! (Kicking it old school.)

Melanie Lee - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Oh...5-5-5!

DJ Blaze - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Melanie! The old-school Go Go Power Rangers still stands up to the Japanese Super Sentai openings.

Below Average Dave - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Hahahahahaha. . .I've heard a couple of recorded parodies of this TOS, it seems to inspire unique parodies, this one reminds me of some of my style, don't know if that's a good thing or not--but it is for me:) Dark humor, I've never been a big fan of the Power Rangers, so turning them into villians was fun, I think you may have ran out of gas on the outro choruses, but then again who wouldn't--talk about a repetitive original song, and something about "Bad Sentai" is just funny . . .

DJ Blaze - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, BADave! As for if it reminds you of your style, whether that's good or not: you've definitely been an influence and one of my early favorite parodists, but I would never try to intentionally copy you. Plagiarism is just uncool on this site. I wonder why Blessranger hasn't seen this one?

Red Ant - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Never seen PR before either, so I don't know much about them, but this was funny all the same. In a recording, one could fit in the word "Power" instead of "P", but a Pee Ranger would be funny too. 555.

DJ Blaze - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Red Ant! I would do a recording of this, but I have 4 problems with recordings: 1. I'm a teenager (LOL no pun intended), and my voice is deafening. 2. I don't know where to get good karaoke MP3s. 3. I don't have the right equipment. 4. I wouldn't be able to upload them due to dial-up.

Matthias - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Don't call me an emo kid but I've always loved this song and actually a lot of My Chemical Romance like "The Black Parade"... And well that's about it, but the only person I've ever seen parody the Power Rangers was TSB so great job stepping it up a notch compared to his work.

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Song Parodies -> P. Rangers

"Teenagers"

My Chemical Romance

"P. Rangers"

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