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Song Parodies -> "Heelies"

Original Song Title:

"Teenagers"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Heelies"

Parody Written by:

knockout

The Lyrics

They're gonna scuff up your floors.
With their stupid-@$$ Heelies.
And make a banged-up mess out of you.
Because they skate into people.
So keep an eye on your son.
And curse all the things they do.

Because the brakes never work.
They're gonna make you get hurt.
'Cause they've got methods of being obscene.
They're gonna rip up your knees.
Your last purchases to threads.
Another obstacle in the Heely scene.

They said all Heelies scare the living s*** outta me.
The kids could care less, as long as someone'll bleed.
So get outta their way.
Or make an angry complaint.
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not some.

The boys and girls on their Heelies
The awful name makes me sick.
They never pay attention, they're kids.
And if you fall and get hurt.
Or get covered in dirt.
You'll make them pay for the things that they did.

They said all Heelies scare the living s*** outta me.
The kids could care less, as long as someone'll bleed.
So get outta their way.
Or make an angry complaint.
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not some.

Whoa! OW!

They said all Heelies scare the living s*** outta me.
The kids could care less, as long as someone'll bleed.
So get outta their way.
Or make an angry complaint.
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not some.

All together now!

Heelies scare the living s*** outta me.
The kids could care less, as long as someone'll bleed.
So get outta their way.
Or make an angry complaint.
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not some.

Heelies scare the living s*** outta me.
The kids could care less, as long as someone'll bleed.
So get outta their way.
Or make an angry complaint.
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not some.

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