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Song Parodies -> "Emo Fans"

Original Song Title:

"Teenagers"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Emo Fans"

Parody Written by:

MoonCheese

The Lyrics

I'm getting really sick of this emo movement. This song is making fun of emo people and some others.
They're gonna fuck up your mind
Make you regret your whole life
And make a mental case out of you
They're wearing nothing but black
And then they paint their skin white
So they can look just like Amy Lee, too

Because the drugs cost too much
And they aren't making enough
At McDonald's at age forty-three
They say their parents both suck
And that they won't understand
Because they won't buy them a Ferrari

I say that
Emo fans scare the living shit out of me
They can't care less as long as someone'll bleed
They'll slit their wrists and dent the walls with their fists
They're dragging everyone in but not me

They think all hip-hop's 50
They don't know what techno is
They only listen to Linkin Park
At peak volume overload
Until their eardrums explode
As they sit for ten years in the dark

I say that
Emo fans scare the living shit out of me
They can't care less as long as someone'll bleed
They'll slit their wrists and dent the walls with their fists
They're dragging everyone in but not me

Oh yeah

I say that
Emo fans scare the living shit out of me
They can't care less as long as someone'll bleed
They'll slit their wrists and dent the walls with their fists
They're dragging everyone in but not me

All together now
Emo fans scare the living shit out of me
They can't care less as long as someone'll bleed
They'll slit their wrists and dent the walls with their fists
They're dragging everyone in but not me

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Iero. - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Not cool, man. Emos aren't like that at all.
MoonCheese - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm not male...
Kerules - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Epic win.
KG Gewher 43 - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
People think that the songs are trying to make people sad .. but quite the contrary . my chemical romance is up lifting ...
Shay - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny parody, hopefully not about emos because My Chemical Romance was the original band. If I've said it once I've said it to everyone I know: MCR is not emo. Besides, emo USED to be short for emotional. All music should be emotional unless it's a sales jingle.

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