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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To The Brady Parade"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To The Black Parade"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To The Brady Parade"

Parody Written by:

Darxtryder

The Lyrics

When I was a young lad,
Coach Billy brought up me to New England,
To quarterback his team,
He said, "Tom when you grow up,
Will you be the savior of the broken,
the beaten New England Fans?"
He said, "You will defeat them,
The schemers and all the special blitzes,
Those crazy coaches bring,
Because one day, you'll be there in Canton,
To show up everybody,
With 80 Super Bowls!"

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY,
COACH BILLY BROUGHT ME UP TO NEW ENGLAND,
TO PLAY FOR THE PATRIOTS,
HE SAID, "TOM WHEN YOU GROW UP,
WILL YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN,
THE BEATEN NEW ENGLAND FANS?!"

Last year he got the feeling,
That Peyton was the best,
And so he called up Donte', Moss and Wes,
It took no thought,
They made the call,
He got them to defect,
So watch out if you're on their schedule,

You're gonna fall,
Flat on your face,
And though it's 49-10,
We're gonna throw on 4th & Goal,
We'll 'prolly' score,
And when Asante' picks you off,
We're prolly gonna score again.

We showed up good old Peyton,
To get to 9-0,
And then we trashed the Bills to 10-0,
When Philly thought that we got caught,
Wes Welker kicked their Butts,
Ray Lewis and his D were full of coke,

16-0 is not a joke,
And though we could just rest our starters,
There'd be no fun,
You know it!
You know it!
And though we could just rest our starters,
There'd be no fun in that!

On and on we kill e-ver-y team,
(Oh! Oh! Oh!)
Disappointed players shedding tears,
(Oh! Oh! Oh!)
Take a look at me, cuz I'll just run up the score!

You're gonna die,
We're gonna make you,
Because the spread,
Says minus thirty-three,
And though you try,
You'll never break me,
We want it all,
We want the Super Bowl,
I won't explain or say I'm sorry,
I'm unashamed,
Cuz I'm The World's Greatest Dad,
Cheerleaders cheer,
For all the broken,
Listen here cuz this is who we are,

I'm just a man,
On a whole offense,
Just a part,
Of what you'd call a team,
I'm just a man,
No Guitar Hero,
That's Romo..

19-0 it ain't a joke,
And though we could just rest our starters,
There'd be no fun,
You know it!
19-0,
And though we could just rest our starters,
To History We Carry on!
We'll Carry On!
We'll Carry On!
We'll Carry On!
We'll Carry,
We'll Carry On!

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Barry Wilson JR. - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate the FU****G Pats! I LOVE the OS. I'll give you some cred on the pacing, good work, but this was not funny. I hope Belichick gets served a 2nd round playoff loss.
Lauren - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This song just begs for a parody...and this one was great! I hate the Pats (especially Brady) but even I have to admit this song was funny and their record IS impressive.

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