They’ve got the kill and yell looks
With all the biceps and hooks
To make their enemies out blood spew

Because they’re checked since age one
And kept outside with no sun
So they can grow up strong since their youth

Because their plans always work
In slow motion intense squirt
Cause they are like the ancient world Nazis

They’ll slice and dice off your heads
And never spare one with dread
It’s like Troy in the style of Sin City

I say now

300’s one hell of a kick a** movie
Some find it less epic and more disgusting
Just because it known
All the strong scenes in slow mo
Ironically except the sex scenes

The guys in
Speedos and capes
The muscles real and not fake
Fight in the shade’s what they really did.

But when that hunch guy felt hurt
And betrayed Leo to Xerse
I really hated how it had to end

But hey now

300’s still a cool and kick a** movie
It’s not madness, it’s history but extreme
So take out your notes
You might learn something, who knows
Did someone say it’s real events? Not me!

WHO-OH-YEAH!!

Okay now
300 flares a great spark for all to see
Also for fans of tree friends that are happy
So enjoy the show
And please turn off your cell phone
Unless you want to end up like Xerxes

WITH A TORN CHEEK NOW!

300’s cool, but for dudes over eighteen
Song’s band I based this parody off, you see
Their singer’s first name
And the guy who Leo plays
Are both Gerard, quite coincidently.