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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Stalk You"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Love You"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Stalk You"

Parody Written by:

Ragdoll

The Lyrics

He once told me, "If you're gonna be a stalker, be a good one."
The world has stopped
It doesn't spin
It doesn't house the boy
The boy I fell in love with
Way back when I still acted coy

When after all this pain that I endured
We're just two ex-friends at loss for words
So grope you're girl and make out
As I fade out, nail her hard

When I pass by the math lab we once ruled
I won't stalk you
Like I stalked you
In high school

My heart would tear when you would flirt back
At the girl who saw you as a laugh track
But baby when you turned to me and smiled
I never looked away

And after all those nights we shared alone
The kiss you gave to her was not my own
That girl was yours in two weeks
In two weeks
My heart broke

My heart!
My heart!

When I pass by the math lab we once ruled
I won't stalk you
Like I stalked you
In high school

Just get out, get out!

When I pass by the math lab we once ruled
I won't stalk you
Like I stalked you
In high school

I won't stalk you
Like I stalked you
In high school

I won't stalk you
Like I stalked you
In high school

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 10

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tictacs941 - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not really one to criticize, but it sound too much like the original song

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