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Song Parodies -> "The Curse of the Black Parade"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Black Parade"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"The Curse of the Black Parade"

Parody Written by:

En00by

The Lyrics

There were recent unfortunate events happening with the band.
When someone gets married
Or struck with food poisoning, or injured
The fans can’t meet band
They said, "No, they will throw up!
Their bones will become all broken,
Sprained and torn. Oh, damn!"
They said "Can you defend them,
From demons, and all the chills and fevers,
And keep all the plans made?"
Because one day it started,
Originating from last summer,
Curse of the black parade.

When someone gets married
Or struck with food poisoning, or injured
The fans can’t meet band
They said, "No, they will throw up!
Their bones will become all broken,
Sprained and torn. Oh, damn!"

Sometimes I get the feeling it’s coming over them
And other times I feel like it should go.
Through it all, the rise and fall,
Their bodies can’t defeat.
When it’s gone we want you all to know

[Chorus]
They had bad luck,
They had bad luck
Though one day they will recover
My Chemical did have bad luck
Have bad luck
They have bad luck

And how can we make help to change it?
How can we all explain it?

We all hope they are healing
Can’t decimate their dreams
Its misery and hate can’t kill them all
Revenge attacks, the feeling’s black
Let’s shout it loud and clear
They will fight it to the end
We hear the call

[Chorus]

And though they’re broken and defeated
Their hopes and dreams are marching on

And on they carry through their fears
Disappointed faces of their peers
It’s the black parade curse
It should not dare at all
Do or die
You'll never make them
Cause the world, will never break them ‘part
It could try, you'll never break them
Want it all,
It’s gonna play its part
We’ll complain until it’s sorry
They’re not ashamed,
They’re gonna show their scars
Here’s a chair, they’re all so broken
Listen here, because Gee’s only
Just a man, not a hero
Just a boy, who's meant to sing this song
Just a man, He’s not a hero
They don't care

[Chorus]

And though they’re broken and defeated
Their hopes and dreams are marching on
They have bad luck

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Below Average Dave - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Well. . .Enooby, welcome to the site, I have to say that this was a very good first effort on a very difficult song to parody. MCR seems to love the limelight despite their gothic attempt at sounding like they are in pain, I do think that pacing could use a little work and the rhyme scheme was a little difficult, but then again so is the original song, so I can deffinitely give lee-way on that one. . .good effort, hope to read more by you soon.
30seconds to rawr - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
lol very true...does seem like theive had bad luck since the balck parade.

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