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Song Parodies -> "Trilogy in a Nut Shell"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Black Parade"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Trilogy in a Nut Shell"

Parody Written by:

Nonny

The Lyrics

This parody is about the Star Wars Prequil Trilogy. I'm nuts about Star Wars, no disrespect intended. (Set in Anakin Skywalker's POV)
When I was a young boy,
My mother let me enter a podrace
On Qui-Gon Jinn's demand.
She said "Son when you grow up
Will you be a Jedi in the Order?"
And I said "I hate sand."

She said, "Ani, stop whining,
You're sounding just like that Luke Skywalker,
From Star Wars years from now."
So I left my mother
And travelled to Coruscant with Qui-Gon,
And Obi had a cow.

When I was a young boy,
My mother let me enter a podrace
On Qui-Gon Jinn's demand.
She said "Son when you grow up
Will you be a Jedi in the Order?"
And I said "I hate sand!"

Sometimes I get the feeling,
That Obi-Wan hates me.
It makes me want to wring his filthy neck.
And through it all he had the nerve
To say I can't marry.
I looked at him and thought well what the heck.

I'm Vader now,
I'm Vader now.
Although I'm blinded by my anger,
He'll die because I'm Vader now,
I'm Vader now.
And when he's been decapitated,
It's me who'll be elated.

But luck was with my Master,
That day on Mustafar.
He cut off my remaining legs and arm.
And then the lava burned me up
And left me scarred and weak.
Darth Sideous flew down with great alarm.

I'm Vader now,
I'm Vader now.
Although I'm trapped inside this tin can,
They'll die because I'm Vader now,
I'm Vader now.
And when they've been exterminated,
It's me who'll be elated.

But I had a daughter and a son.
(How tragic)
Hidden by both Bail and Obi-Wan.
(Like magic)
Both were kept from me,
Because I could not, could not see.

And Padme died,
She went and left me.
I'm all alone,
I'm building the Death Star.
My body's fried,
My strength has left me.
I want it all,
Cause I am Darth Vader.
And Obi-Wan,
I'm really sorry.
It's time to die,
You left me with my scars.
And I won't rest,
Until you're broken.
Listen hard,
I'm coming after you.

Now I'm a Sith,
I'm not a hero.
Was once a boy,
Living on Tatooine.
Cause I'm a Sith,
I'm not a hero.
Don't have hair!

I'm Vader now,
I'm Vader now.
Although I'm blinded by my anger,
He'll die because I'm Vader now,
I'm Vader now.
And when he's been decapitated,
It's me who'll be elated.

And Padme died,
She went and left me.
I'm all alone,
I'm building the Death Star.
My body's fried,
My strength has left me.
I want it all,
Cause I am Darth Vader.
And Padme died,
She went and left me.
I'm all alone,
I'm building the Death Star.
My body's fried,
My strength has left me.
I want it all,
I'll carry on!!
These lyrics belong to Nonny and Nonny only (known as Jade to her friends) NO COPYING!! Nah feel free to use 'em (even if they suck) just add that I wrote them, kay?

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dev - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
omglmao! you should totally record this...

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