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Song Parodies -> "I Hate P.E. (I Promise)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate P.E. (I Promise)"

Parody Written by:

Beccie and Pippa

The Lyrics

We hate P.E.. P.E. is basically what you American dudes call "gym class". But whatever you call it, it sucks!
Well if you wanna torture me, it's all you have to say,
P.E. sucks and we all know it, trust me now, it's better off without,
Forget about the teacher's looks,
The way you're running down the court,
Remember when you broke your foot,
When you dropped the shot put on your foot,

I hate P.E.
I hate P.E.
I hate P.E.
It wears me out

What will it take to show the world there's no point in P.E.,
Teachers tell us time again what to do but we don't know what they mean,
The teachers torture us,
Why do they always make a fuss?
When we do an action wrong?
For the last time, we don't really care,

(repeat chorus)

(solo thingy)

Forget about the teacher's looks,
The way you're running down the court,
We read the teachers like a book,
They want none more than to see us suffer,

P.E. sucks,
P.E. sucks,
It really sucks,
But no-one listens coz they think it rocks and they don't care,
I mean it P.E. sucks - trust me

I hate P.E,
I hate P.E,
Well, I hate P.E., I f***ing hate P.E.
I hate P.E., I hate P.E.
If you copy our idea, you will be eaten by a mutant chicken called Frank

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   2
 3   4
 4   6
 5   2

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ashley - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate it 2. nice job.
Sierra - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG... That chicken better be hot cuz i LOVVVV Frankie iero he's so cute i love to death
jp smali - June 08, 2008 - Report this comment
dude.... wtf p.e. is awesome ......geek
Below Average Dave - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I didn't hate PE back in school, but JP Smali--I was a geek--but liked PE. . .anyhow this OS is not among my favorites, so automatically it's an improvement over the original. However one way you could improve is examples of why you hate PE, such as "Dodging speeding red balls" or "Getting hit in the head by a volleyball", or Instructors who act like drill sargents. Taking on a longer song or varying choruses would also allow you to fit more comedy in. Still Not a bad idea, I think your pacing was alright, could use improvement, so 4 there, but being that it's the first I've read by you and I'm not a fan of TOS, I'll give you a 5 on funny-and a bonus 5 on overall for good measure.
littleCupCakes - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
How I detested he lockerroom culture . . . Cowboy Dave was my hero, and rescued me !! Four years . . . ~FREE of PE~ !! . . . Sent up to the Campagna for horseBack riding & showing !!

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