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Song Parodies -> "Bread!"

Original Song Title:

"Dead!"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Bread!"

Parody Written by:

Kathleen Barbosa

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Mikey (bassist and official band stick)
And if he wont start eating
I'll be here wondering
Did Gerard eat his desert?
That will end in strife
And is your size a seven?
How much you weighting babe?
Did you get some desert?
I'll stab Gee with a knife!
Dont Wait
And be smart get some desert!

You heard the news, eat some bread
You never had much rice in your tray
Im thinking alot about your weight
A cake
Some steak and butter spread
Wouldnt it be grand?
You are the skinniest in the band!
And put on some weight and eat some bread!
oohhh bread....

One eyed and oh so skinny
And then you feel in love
What did she do to deserve?
To end up as your wife
She is a size eleven
Go back to dating babe
She will eat all your desert!
The End, and if your wife did ate
Your sweet tart then kill Hey Chris!

You heard the news, eat some bread
You never had much rice in your tray
Im thinking alot about your weight
A cake
Some steak and butter spread
Wouldnt it be grand to eat some soup that is canned?
And wouldt it be great to eat some bread?

Cum Cum Cum My honest observation
About your starvation
Found some granulation from a tart
Egg Foo Yong
Is now inside yor pot
Maybe just two crumbs of wheat
Is that the most that you can eat?

One, two, one two three FLOUR!
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Gerard says
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

If all eggs have damn yolk
Then why are you starving?
If all eggs have damn yolk
Then why are you starving?
If all eggs have damn yolk
Then why are you starving?
If all eggs have damn yold then
MAKE SOME BREAD

BREAD!
Contact me at ket_fofet_usa@yahoo.com.br and PLEASE do not steal and claim as your own because I'll call the cops on your ass!

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Nikachu - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
His wife is size 11? 1 up for teh medium sized girls!
Elana - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
O_O this makes me mad, and a bunch of other people also, this person is going to be in some hot water when the fanbase gets through with them
I Hate You - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Stop trying to be funny.
Katie - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Bit mean to his wife... Didn't like that much... Otherwise made me laugh =]
=D - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment
aw its funny! And instead of 'gerard says blah blah blah' what if it was like...'nom nom nom nom' like eating? hahahahXD funny though. ALSO instead of 'one eyed and oh so skinny' how about 'four eyed'? haha. il mcr
KatFcknWay - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
lmfao...mikeys worse tho bt YA

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