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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To The Ice Cream Parade"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To The Black Parade"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To The Ice Cream Parade"

Parody Written by:

Ellise, Jon and the kitty cat

The Lyrics

Okay just so you all know, we all love My chem and we hope you like our parady. Hopefully it will be on youtube soon so keep your eye out for it!
When I was
An ice cream
The milk man
Churned me into butter
In his ice cream van
And then he
Said to me
I cannot
Believe that its not butter
Its actually ice cream

He said
I hope that
This ice cream
Makes me
A large amount of money
Or I will lose my job
Because one day
I'll sell you
In a cone
Maybe even a double
For an extra 60p

Sometimes I get the feeling
That I am just whipped cream
And other times Its like I'm from a goat
When through it all
The warm and cold
The milk and all the ice
I'm in a cone and want you all to know

A chocolate flake
Causes earthquakes
And though you've
Already purchased me
Its not too late to take me back
Still in my pack
And though you've
Caused the worlds destruction
Its memory will carry on


Our taste might send you running
Into the store for more
Oh misery
Our taste will kill us all
But spit us out
Without a doubt
Were full of calories
So stop and eat the vegetables instead

A chocolate flake
Causes earthquakes
And though you've
Already purchased me
Its not too late to take me back
Still in my pack
And though you've
Caused the worlds destruction
Its memory will carry on

On and on we've frozen through the week
Oh, oh, oh
Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and coffee
Oh, oh, oh
Take your pick or three
Or we'll all get sold out soon

Eat and die
You'll never melt me
Because the world
Will never crush my cone
It's a lie
Cause I cost more than
99
You cant afford my flake

The wasps and I
We'll work together
Because the world
Deserves more ice cream cones
I'm not just plain
And I'm not toffee
I'm not ashamed
That I'm a sorbet

I'm just one scoop
I'm not a trio
I'm just some milk
I'm not even cream
I'm just one scoop
I'm not a trio

Its not fair!

A chocolate flake
Causes earthquakes
And though you've
Already purchased me
Its not too late to take me back
Still in my pack
And though you've
Caused the worlds destruction
Its memory will carry on
Carry on
And though you've
Already chewed on me
The ice cream van will run you down

run you down
run you down
run you
run you down
(c) Ellise Bristow, Jon Chambers and Shannon PottonA.K.A Ellise Jon and the kitty cat

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corey - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i love this well done people
Ellise - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
hey, we wrote it !! it rocks, everybody must comment ! xxxxxxxx
Kelsey - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
this is really funny actually
bob - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Ice cream rocks yay go ice cream
draca - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
slightly gay, but it was fine...
Munky - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
don't foget to comment
Dani xx - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey Ellise, Beth and Shannon! That song rocks!!!! lmao I don't know how I found it though..duh duh duuuuuuh!
Trent Parker - May 05, 2015 - Report this comment
This was flat out horrible, no offense. I did not find a single thing in it that made me blow extra air out of my nose, let alone laugh. 2/10 for effort alone, nothing else was good. I wrote a "Welcome To the Black Parade" parody for a school project recently and it was about 1,000,000x better than this was, and I'm in 8th grade.
sully - May 05, 2015 - Report this comment
hey Trent, read Mad magazine for laughs you lo83r.and BTW, do ten parodies here to prove you can be a parody writer. doing something is always better than just claiming something. IOW, prove your mad skillz

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