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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not a Gay (I Promise)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not a Gay (I Promise)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say
When other guys do look at me, I turn the cheek, I look the other way
For all the flirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
Remember when you tried to cook a different dish that I'm used to?

I'm not a gay
I'm not a gay
I'm not a gay
You freak me out

What would it take to show you that I'm not on your guys' team
(I'm not a gay)
I told you time and time again, that I like girls, a different way you lean
(I'm not a gay)
You read a different book
A different line, a different hook
Let me say this real well put
For the last time, take a good last look

I'm not a gay
I'm not a gay
I'm not a gay
You freak me out


Remember all the flirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
You said you'd like another look
But I told you that I'm not that way

I'm no gay
I'm no gay
I'm no gay now
I'm no gay now
Well you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm not gay
(Trust me)

I'm not a gay
I'm not a gay
Well I'm not a gay
I'm not a flippin' gay
I'm not gay
I'm not a gay

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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 14

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