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Song Parodies -> "Cemetery (Sex) Drive"

Original Song Title:

"Cemetery Drive"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Cemetery (Sex) Drive"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This night
Walking with my Brother
My bonners gotten harder
And crash against a marble tomb stone
In the top my girlfriend hates

Way down, mikeys panting
Where Frankie finds us f*cking by the mausoleum door
Mum found us on the bathroom floor

I'm coming
I'm coming
So fast
and the colison of his kiss
that made me harder

Back home
Mums away
Mikeys sucking me till i bleed
And its so much fun, staring down his loaded gun
So i wont stop moaning, wont stop sighing
if you want i'll keep on cuming

did you get what you deserve?
is this what you always want me for

I'm coming
I'm coming
So fast
and the colison of his kiss
that made me harder

go down, go down
go down, go down
go down, go down
go down, go down

I'm coming
I'm coming
So fast
and the colison of his kiss
that made me harder

Well i'm coming, yes i'm coming
So fast
And the colission of his kiss
That made me harder

go down, go down
go down, go down
go down, go down
go down, go down

Go down
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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 12

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 2   1
 3   2
 4   1
 5   3

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YO WTF BITCH - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
kitty - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
i agree NOT COOL!... ok i admit i giggled a bit at first but still not cool...
ineternet.person - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
oopsie, another emo! - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Even though i like mcr, this was pretty funny, hehe
bobby Cx3 - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
i get it...its about gay people...this gets 5-5-5...mcr is fits
Oh dude - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Ha! This one's good! =]
hwtpnk92 - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
wow i used to love MCR but now they suck mikey's baLLS
Kelsey - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
So I majorly love MCR. I mean incredibly. And yet, this was a bit funny. But I still don't like the whole idea of parodying their wonderful music.
Master Kitty - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
.....This was the most pointless thing I have ever read... "Then why am I commenting??" you might ponder oblivious to everything and anything...... Because I thought you should know you suck at life.... Warm Regards(& Pity) ~The Beloved Master Kitty~
Molly - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
That was... disturbing
MCRFAN - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
YOU a-hole WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU DONE. I laughd a little I'll admit but how could you do that
xgeeandmex - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
this isn't a very good parody, e.g most of the lyrics don't fit the pacing of the original song.
Amanda likes Slash - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Waycest. Nice.
Pumpkin pwincess - December 15, 2007 - Report this comment
WHAT THE F**K YOU BASTARDS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?? I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!! THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN!! [disclaimer i can put up with critism of my chemical romance and yeah some of them are funny but this was WAY to much {no pun intended}]
YdoUcare? - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! I can't believe you actually posted it!!! Oh, by the way, for all you haters, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ADMIT THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU'LL ALL JUST AS F***KING DISTURBED AS WE ARE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO HATE!!! For those who laughed a little but still thinks it's wrong THAT WAS THE POINT! IT'S NOT REAL, GET THE HELL OVER IT RETARDS!!!
Miss Mikey - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I`m a total MCR addict, but this is acctually funny, because it would never happen...good job.
Iero. - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
No. Just no.
Jess - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Just for everyone who has dissed it out. It was a joke parody my friend and i made to do with a fan fic we were writing together. It was a joke. The fan fic was about sweet gay love between many bands... it is like a kind of theme song. a joke if you don't like it you don't end of story

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