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Song Parodies -> "Thank You For The Vacuum"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You For The Venom"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Thank You For The Vacuum"

Parody Written by:

Queen Sluggy

The Lyrics

I got this idea when I was writing down the titles to my My Chemical Romance CD on my computer and when I started writing Thank You For The Venom my brother thought I was gonna write Thank You For The Vacuum (he doesn't know there songs very well). So here it goes...
Thank You For The Vacuum

Sister, I'm not much
Of a poet
But these dust bunnies
They never had a chance
Love it
Or sweep it
You can't understand
Oh, pretty face
It's a mess
So clean it up
It up
It up
I could make this place clean
If you paid me
I'm just the way Martha Stuart
Made me
On
And on
And on
And on
Filth is the way mould grows
On your bathroom door
What's life like sweeping up the floor?
The floor
The floor

This dust has got to leave
"Cause it's making me sneeze
Give me some Lysol and Fabreeze

So give me all your dustpans
And give me all your brooms
But this is just so hopeless
I need a vacuum
We are gonna need some good cleaning products real soon
"Cause you know, if we don't then we're all doomed

Look at the wall
Yes, isn't it filthy?
Is that a spill on the book
You gave me?
Paper towels lock and load
A spot you missed
The touch of a Swiffer mop
These are the awful habits
That must stop
Must stop
Must stop
Must stop

This dust has got to leave
"Cause it's making me sneeze
Give me some Lysol and Fabreeze

So give me all your dustpans
And give me all your brooms
But this is just so hopeless
I need a vacuum
We gonna need some good cleaning products real soon
"Cause you know, if we don't then we're all doomed!

[Guitar solo]


This dust has got to leave
"Cause it's making me sneeze
You wanna mess up something
Don't you dare do it around me!
Just give me what I need
Give me some Lysol and Fabreeze

So give me all your dustpans
And give me all your brooms
But this is just so hopeless
I need a vacuum
We are gonna need some good cleaning products real soon
"Cause you know, if we don't then we're all doomed

So give me all your dustpans
(Where's my broom?)
And give me all your brooms
But this is just so hopeless
(Where's my broom?)
I need a vacuum
We gonna need some good cleaning products real soon
(Where's my broom?)
"Cause you know, if we don't then we're all doomed
(Where's my broom?)

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Razorbill - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
This is really funny! And it's so different the "I hate [insertnamehere]" theme of most parodies. Great song ;-D
anon - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, this is great. MCR rocks!
anonymous - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
mmm its fEbreeze for one, and for another, you repeat parts over and over. its not that amazing. your pacing was off at some times too. and you know what? i dont know either.
sky - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
i think this should be recorded xD
Lauren (H!) - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Love the OS and the origin of this song is quite funny...if I wrote parodies from all the mistakes my friends made about MCR, this site would be fille. It's actually quite catchy, too, I'd put it on my MySpace page if it actually existed.
Juliet - July 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Really funny and well thought-out. This put a smile on my face.

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