Well, if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say.
I never want to put you down or insult you in any way.
For all the perfumes that you buy-I can't help but wonder
why I've noticed you been smelling just a little off normal
lately.

Is that Bengay? Is that Bengay? Is that Bengay? You're smelling
foul.

What will it take to show you that I'm not trying to be mean?(Is that Bengay?)
I told you time and time again it wouldn't be a big deal if you would just come
clean. To put me through this nasal hell. Don't think for a second I can't tell-
that funky odor ain't hair gel. Come on, clueless, tell me what you smell!

Is that Bengay? Is that Bengay? Is that Bengay? You're smelling
foul.

I know how much perfume you buy. I don't have to wonder
why-vapour rubs give me a contact high. But do you care? Do
you care?

Its not Bengay. Its not Bengay. Its not Bengay, no!(Its not Bengay, no)

I've been jumping to conclusions again like the stupid ass I am.
What was I thinking? I know its not Bengay!
Trust me!

Is that Bengay? Is that Bengay? Is that Bengay? Well is that Ben-f*cking-gay?
Is that Bengay? Is that Bengay?!(Yep!)