Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Laid Again"

Original Song Title:

"Late Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

MxPX

Parody Song Title:

"Laid Again"

Parody Written by:

Eric Gorodetsky

The Lyrics

This is about a neighborhood tramp. I don't know where the inspiration came from...
Late again
Forgive me men
For I am late again
There's no plans to shun, my abortion
So I'll get laid again

I have unsafe sex with all my mates,
It's better that way,
Plus they're willing to pay,
Still I'm late again.

Forgive me men,
For I am late again,
Til' the day I'm back to, hit the sack,
You'll have to just pretend.

With all the wives, that call me ho
At least I make it grow
Believe me 'cause I know.

That I'm late again,
Forgive me men,
For I am late again,
I writhe to leave you with your wife
But I am late again

Tell your men when they're in me next time,
Don't be late pulling out
I'm irate cuz I want this fetus out

Ho!

Late again,
Forgive me men,
For I am late again,
Can't have sex; it hurts, Don't want it worse
'Cause I'm still late again.

Late again,
Forgive me men,
For I am late again,
Gotta get rid-o'-ya, Cause I got Chlamydia
I'll never get laid again.

Til' the day I die with no sex drive,
I'll always blame you men...
(Well just one of you)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   8
 8
 8
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

No comments yet.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/mxpx1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 615