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Song Parodies -> "My Pen is Running Out"

Original Song Title:

"Time is Running Out"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Muse

Parody Song Title:

"My Pen is Running Out"

Parody Written by:

Lizzyness

The Lyrics

Created during a moment of frustration at the lack of a working pen
I had a nice pen
It was bright pink
But one day I
Dropped it in the sink

The ink stopped flowing
My writing faded
It didnt matter that
The pen was tainted

That pen will be
The death of me
That pen will be
The death of me

Biro
That stupid biro
I hate that biro
That cheapy biro

My pen is running out
My pen is running out
Why did I buy it from that shop
That sold such crappy stock

I want a parker pen
But theyre expensive
I tried to steal one
The range was extensive

Alas, I got caught
And sent to prison
I never thought about
Ball points - they're amazing

That pen will squeeze the life out of me

Biro
That stupid biro
I hate that biro
That cheapy biro

My pen is running out
And my pen is running out
Why did I buy it from that shop
That sold such crappy stock

I want a parker pen ooooooh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That pen will suck the life out of me

Biro
That stupid biro
I hate that biro
That cheapy biro

My pen is running out
And my pen is running out
Why did I buy it from that shop
That sold such crappy stock

I want a parker pen ooooooh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 32

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Dakka - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha!!! Yeah, I can sympathise with this! Last time I felt like this was in the middle of an English test, boy was that stressful
eskimofever - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
why must you make Muse parodies?
incessant_psycho - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
its not even funny...OK...and it doesnt fit the rhythm... like if I sing the song with your lyrics they really dont fit...
Lizzy - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
And that's supposed to be constructive criticism? I wrote it in a fit of boredom OK? A one off, christ, I won't bother again eh?
The Infrared Jumpsuit - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I love Muse.... and i love this parody too *cries for pen*
belldom lover - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment
haha this was really funny i quite enjoyed this fun to sing along to I

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