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Mulan Soundtrack

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"Report Card"

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The Lyrics

This song is from the Disney movie "Mulan".
Look at me,
I will never pass, this spanish test.
Or even Tuesdays math test.
Can it be,
I'm not meant to pass this course?
Now I see,
That if I were truly to take an I.Q. test,
I would get a score of 0.
Who is that student I see?
Getting an A, unlike me.
Why is my report card something I can't change?
Somehow I cannot lie,
About my homework,
Though I've tried.
When will my report card show,
How smart I am,
When will my report card show,
How smart I am,

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 11

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Sarah - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
would have been funnier if you went When will my report card show, How Special I am, Inside? When will my report card show, How Special I am, Inside.
Nia - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
THIS PARODY IS AWESOME!!! Wish I would have thought of that.
stargirl - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome parody!
enoch - November 03, 2020 - Report this comment
thank you for the awesome and funny lyrics!!! made our family's day, especially my daugther!

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