Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Fig"

Original Song Title:

"Dig"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mudvayne

Parody Song Title:

"Fig"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Fig, Don't eat me
I want it, I didn't eat yet
Real eating
Fig, Don't eat me, want to eat
Everything that I want

Slowly eating
I would love to get my hands all over that thing and shove it down my throat
Wanting and drooling til I gotta go
I you want a piece of it go get your motherfuckin own
You chew it, munch it
Squeeze it, crunch it
Do not, eat it
I want it

Fig, Don't eat me
I want it, I didn't eat yet
Real eating
Fig, Don't eat me, want to eat
Everything that I want

Real eating
This is not teh way I planned it to be cause this fuckers got to steal it
Eat it teh way that I want to for fun
You better get the fuck away cuase I got a fuckin gun
Well do not, eat it
How much, Do i repeat
Fuck you, you'll never
Fuck me off

Fig, Don't eat me
I want it, I didn't eat yet
Real eating
Fig, Don't eat me, want to eat
Everything that I want

Lemme eat you you will never get away
Lemme eat you this guys gonna pay
Lemme eat you you will never get away
Lemme eat you this guys gonna pay
Lemme eat you you will never get away
Lemme eat you this guys gonna pay
Lemme eat you you will never get away
Lemme eat you this guys gonna pay
Fig!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2
 2
 
 2   2
 0
 1
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   5
 5
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/mudvayne2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 712