-> "Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy"
Original Song Title:
"Golem II: The Bionic Vapour Boy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy"
The Lyrics
(SFX: toliet paper rolls, dials turn, toilet flushes)
Johnny II, the Bionic Crapper Boy
Johnny II--it does your flushing
Home protecting
Human waste disposing
Hi-tech gizmo, new thing
It's guaranteed, every which way
Porcelain knight, for use every day
Gotta-gotta-gotta flush!
Where does it go?
Watch the human waste flow
Into pipes blow
Sentimental
It's environmental
All recycle
Servant that you sit on
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy
Stool detecting
Stink convecting
Incense flowing
Top construction
Waste reduction
With instructions
Johnny II: The Bionic Crappy Boy (ah....ah....)
Gotta-gotta flush!
Gotta-gotta-gotta-gotta...
Human burden
No more overflowing
Self-cleaning him throughout the day
Hear lullabies or symphonies play
Gotta-gotta-flush
Seat is lifting
Custom shape is shifting
Splashless pissing
Walk in at night
Sonar turns on bright light
No more dark fright
Come give it a try on
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy
Ass-inspecting
Disenfecting
Bidet splashing
Toilet functions
No compunctions
Sewer suctions
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy (ahhhh....ahhhh...)
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