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Song Parodies -> "Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Golem II: The Bionic Vapour Boy"

Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

From Bunglepalooza Products Inc. Here's our commercial for a fantastic new leap in technology, for a product which no home should be wihout. For those unfamiliar with the music, seek out
(SFX: toliet paper rolls, dials turn, toilet flushes)

Johnny II, the Bionic Crapper Boy
Johnny II--it does your flushing
Home protecting
Human waste disposing

Hi-tech gizmo, new thing
It's guaranteed, every which way
Porcelain knight, for use every day

Gotta-gotta-gotta flush!

Where does it go?
Watch the human waste flow
Into pipes blow

It's environmental
All recycle

Servant that you sit on
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy

Stool detecting
Stink convecting
Incense flowing

Top construction
Waste reduction
With instructions

Johnny II: The Bionic Crappy Boy (ah....ah....)
Gotta-gotta flush!
Human burden

No more overflowing
Self-cleaning him throughout the day
Hear lullabies or symphonies play

Seat is lifting
Custom shape is shifting
Splashless pissing

Walk in at night
Sonar turns on bright light
No more dark fright

Come give it a try on
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy

Bidet splashing

Toilet functions
No compunctions
Sewer suctions

Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy (ahhhh....ahhhh...)

Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. Hope this makes a splash!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Matthias - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I was thinking of working on this one and calling it, "Google Site: The Almighty Web Searcher", but I don't think that it would have turned out quite as good as this one did. Great job Aggy!!!
Below Average Dave - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Three in one day Agri? Wheew. . .I won't try to keep up with you. . .this one isn't as charming to me as the other two. . .the OS was just as weird, no doubt, but the lyrics didn't do as much for me as the other two today, still expertly written though, and 5 worthy

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