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Song Parodies -> "Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Golem II: The Bionic Vapour Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

From Bunglepalooza Products Inc. Here's our commercial for a fantastic new leap in technology, for a product which no home should be wihout. For those unfamiliar with the music, seek out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euSr13L0YqM
(SFX: toliet paper rolls, dials turn, toilet flushes)

Johnny II, the Bionic Crapper Boy
Johnny II--it does your flushing
Home protecting
Human waste disposing

Hi-tech gizmo, new thing
It's guaranteed, every which way
Porcelain knight, for use every day

Gotta-gotta-gotta flush!

Where does it go?
Watch the human waste flow
Into pipes blow

Sentimental
It's environmental
All recycle

Servant that you sit on
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy

Stool detecting
Stink convecting
Incense flowing

Top construction
Waste reduction
With instructions

Johnny II: The Bionic Crappy Boy (ah....ah....)
Gotta-gotta flush!
Gotta-gotta-gotta-gotta...
Human burden

No more overflowing
Self-cleaning him throughout the day
Hear lullabies or symphonies play

Gotta-gotta-flush
Seat is lifting
Custom shape is shifting
Splashless pissing

Walk in at night
Sonar turns on bright light
No more dark fright

Come give it a try on
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy

Ass-inspecting
Disenfecting
Bidet splashing

Toilet functions
No compunctions
Sewer suctions

Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy (ahhhh....ahhhh...)

Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. Hope this makes a splash!

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Matthias - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I was thinking of working on this one and calling it, "Google Site: The Almighty Web Searcher", but I don't think that it would have turned out quite as good as this one did. Great job Aggy!!!
Below Average Dave - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Three in one day Agri? Wheew. . .I won't try to keep up with you. . .this one isn't as charming to me as the other two. . .the OS was just as weird, no doubt, but the lyrics didn't do as much for me as the other two today, still expertly written though, and 5 worthy

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