-> "The Jerks Above, The Morons Below"
Original Song Title:
"Pink Cigarette"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Jerks Above, The Morons Below"
The Lyrics
Gabbing, crabbing
Midnight? No, it's 10 past 3!
Bumping, thumping
"You jerks!", I turn in my sheets
You think it's a joke
Play movies with your surround-sound
Yack on, drunken ass
And we fear you could be insane
Not again!
You are just punk idiots
Back at home from the night shift
And how can I get sleep, hip-hop music blares
You're stomping everywhere, screaming and yelling...oh me
"F*** me!...F*** me!"
She moans, bedsprings and posts squeak
"Whip me!...Beat me!"
At 2, 10 times every week!
We talked in the past,
Told you we sleep at night, is that too much to ask?
I'm so stressed, that's right
'Cause you punched her out last time
(Won't be the last time?)
You are just punk idiots
In our apartment complex
And you always forget that we are still here
Stomping everywhere, we still hear everything!
You'll find a note with your eviction notice...
There's just 5 weeks left until your lease is dead
There's just 4 weeks left until your lease is dead
There's just 3 weeks left until your lease is dead
There's just 2 days left until your lease is dead
There's just 1 hour until I need to leave bed
Unjust-- [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP--hit the Snooze button!]
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